Random
Source Code
Random
1) When one stays up all night on Christmas Eve, and on Christmas morning, their eyes are blood shot.
2)Peeking at your presents before they're wrapped.
1) You could so tell Sara had Christmas eyes yesterday.
2) Mom: Do you have CE?
kid: What's that?
Mom: Christmas Eyes.
Kid: What's that?
Mom: You peeped at the presents didn't you?
Kid: How'd you know?
5👍 7👎
A miss spelled version of Christmas wreath, used by the most retarded, illiterate, dumb ass fucking to ever exist
Did you hear that dumb girl pronounce Christmas wreath.. Christmas reef, wow what a dumb ass.
10👍 19👎
1) Christmas time comes around. You are an Atheist. You wake up on December 25 to presents for you under the tree, and realise what Christmas is all about; The birth of Jesus. You feel guilty that you still get presents on Christmas, though you don't believe in it.
2) Last year, when you were 8 years old, you parents broke it down to you: There is no Santa Clause. It's Chrismas morning today, and you've got lots of presents under the tree! You remember the Christmas custom of Santa Clause and feel guilty that you don't believe in the customs, but you are still getting gifts.
Even worse when you're both of 'em.
1) I just decided to become an atheist. It's Christmas morning and I get out of bed to open my presents. I recall the meaning of Christmas and Christmas Guilt sinks into my stomach, and I get a :( face.
2) 12 Years old, I hop out of bed and skip on off to the tree like a faggot. I remember the Christmas custom of Santa Clause, and Christmas Guilt gets me down.
6👍 10👎
1. The word to describe a blow job on Christmas. Also can refer to eating a girl out on Christmas.
2. Refers to someone having sexual relations with someone as fat as Santa Claus.
Honey I'm waiting for your real Christmas Present now blow job(Christmas Present)is performed.
2. Pete face is performed after hearing about the second definition of Christmas Present
6👍 10👎
When two men with real sleazy spic 'staches hook up, and instead of finishing off on/in eachother, they cum on someone's Christmas presents. It's a once a year event. Quite the spectacle if you're ever lucky enough to see one.
Hey sis, I think I can hear Dad and Santa Clause having a Mexican Christmas tonight on Christmas Eve!.... Nevermind, it's just Dad and Little Timmy... again...
183👍 561👎
When you get stoned on Christmas. Exercised by individuals of remarkable taste.
"Are you enjoying your Christmas?"
"I will be, once I make it Double Christmas."
8👍 15👎
1. The big or small boxes wrapped brightly with a bow and name tag sitting under a Christmas Tree at Christmas time.
2.An excuse to receive a sexual favor when Christmas is on coming from the opposite gender.
3. the lingering stench after shitting out the contents of Christmas Dinner.
4. Cheap and frivolous gifts received on Christmas, usually bought a month before on Thanksgiving Weekend , and are usually lowly priced and bought because it was so cheap I couldn't pass by a bargain like that".
1. I cant wait to unwrap my Christmas Presents that sit so joyously under my Christmas tree.
2. Please, I need a Christmas Present soon or I may be smacking a bitch..... I prefer a good falacio or go in the sheets instead of a store bought gift.
3. Don't go in there, because you may be receiving an unwanted Christmas Present.
4. Most of my Christmas Presents were cheap novelty items that I saw a month earlier for 70% off at Fred Meyers.
5👍 8👎