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baby shower

when you foolishly think other people give a f*ck about your unborn child and its gender so you make a celebration and everyone comes but only because they hope to have some food

peter: karen is throwing a baby shower, i think we should go.
josh: i couldn’t care less tbh
peter: cmon, there’ll be cookies and shit
josh: ok then

by c0mosellama February 21, 2021

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Wutang Shower

When your mate says he wants to Wutang the blunt but there’s no water around. So being the pal that your are you offer to Wutang Shower him. This is where you whip out a fat pizz down your mates throat to ensure the blunt goes down with ease.

Mate 1: Ayyy mate I think I’m about to Wutang this shit.

Mate 2: Make sure we have water around!

Mate 1:No, water around here.

Mate 2: Ayyy mate, I’ll spot you this one Wutang Shower, just this time though.

Mate 2: Thanks for being such a pal!

P.S.

might just be an Australian thing

by ThatHaloPlayer February 2, 2018


shower decision

When you are faced with a difficult life decision and no one can offer advice that helps so you find yourself in the shower making a decision. Three months later you have a epic water bill but still know that you made the right choice.

Girl 1: Jodie has been in the shower a long time

Girl 2: she must be making a shower decision

by J-Lee Lingo August 25, 2015


Canadian Shower

Using a wet napkin to freshen up the male genitals prior to sex.

Erik Everhard took a Canadian shower prior to sex with Nikita Denise.

by Paul The Punter May 5, 2022


belfast shower

Washing one-self quickly using the sink

Did you shower this morning? No I just had a quick belfast shower this morning

by Lurganboy243 June 1, 2018


Korean Shower

The act of several Korean friends pouring urine on your back while you bow on all fours believing they are "bathing" you.

While camping with some Korean friends my boy Joe had way too much Crown Royal and felt all hot and sweaty. His "friends" offered to give him a Korean Shower which they said would make him feel better. He disrobed, got on his knees and bent down in a bowing position. Warm water started to run down his back and into his hair and just as fast as it started it was over. He didn't feel any cleaner and felt a little dirty. See Golden Shower

by jashv January 15, 2016


Proximity shower

A method of washing for when you have no hot water. You strip off and stand near the running water, using it to create a lather with soap, and rub that on yourself whilst you wait for the shower to reach the desired temperature. Useful in a hurry.

The boiler was out this morning so I took a proximity shower. It was awkward, but at least I'm clean.

by notmereally November 29, 2009