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When two bros poop into a bowl then double team a girl by dp'ing her ass, followed by dp'ing her mouth causing her to puke into the feces-filled bowl. The two bros then scoop up some of the puke/poop mixture and serve it to the girl between two hamburger buns. Of course she eats it don't worry.
"Hey man, that girl loved our Sloppy Bros last night."
"I know bro! She texted me today asking if we could give her some more tonight!"
Someone that you would die for, and you know they would die for you to. And you love each other, but not in the gay way. They are family, but not genetically.
tiffany- hey wanna hang
Whiteboy- nah I''m hanging with my brodee bro
A masculine hipster sub-genre explicably defined by a combination of finely manicured beard hair (possibly accented by a waxed mustache), flannel clothing, skinny jeans, a preference for the great outdoors, and a pronounced interest in manual labor, do-it-yourself craft making and handiwork. They typically enjoy hearty ales as well as farm-to-table food that they have probably harvested themselves. A heritage bro often identifies as a libertarian and wields an axe.
"Dude, that hipster looks like Paul Bunyan!"
"That's a heritage bro."
When a bro ditches his other bros for another activity.
Usually when a bro-ditch is performed, the bro-ditcher receives some form of punishment from his bros.
"Dude, you just bro-ditched us... that's a hit in the balls from all of us!"
"I can't believe you bro-ditched us for that whore!"
A highly trained ladies man who operates alone, in a pair, or with a team to execute a date with a specific women for his friend.
Bro 1: All I want is a girl to fall in love with but I'm really shy.
Bro 2: Don't worry man. I'm a Sniper-Bro who will never miss! What kind of girl are you interested in?
Bro tits are similar to moobs, the result of overworked pecs.
Hey Carl, check out the bro tits on Jerry. He's totally been busting out those pec reps.
Sick gear used for skiing and boarding. Adapted from the word Gore-Tex, Bro-Tex is over the top outerwear consisting of bright colors and high price tags. Said gear must be current seasons or next season’s (ultimate example of Bro-Tex) style and can never be spotted on a gaper. If you claim Bro-Tex and your gear is spotted on a gaper, the only way to redeem yourself is to burn the gear in disgust or give the shit away as soon as possible.
Kyle: Did you see Gary this morning rocking another Arc'teryx and Norrona setup?
D: Yeah it was insane; he looked like a neon beer sign.
Kyle: Yeah for real, dude stays Bro-Texed out.
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