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when a girl shits on a plate, microwaves it, then rolls around in it screaming "DONKEY SAUSAGE DONKEY SAUSAGE!". Kinda similar to steamroller.
A girl did Donkey Sausage on the Opie and Anthoney show on XM Radio.
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bitch was ready to go I had to put on my donkey jacket
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While engaging in anal sex the male strikes the woman firmly and unannounced to the back of the head, this may cause an involuntary vagal nerve response of contractions most likely from both shock and the blow. this is a hard to research myth or legend that seems to have a life of its own. i think this is a poorly thought out act and potentially risky. it happened to me and i think it was the anticipatory build up that gave him the big orgasm. I had something like a dictal event.
" yah out of the blue i Fed Ex'd Maddy a donkey punch.. she went like ULLK...and twitched ...it freaking took her like 30 minutes to rewire..
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Etymology - Modern English, slang. A word that shouldn't ever be blocked.
1. A maneuver used to speed up a slow moving animal, not necessarily a donkey. Entails punching the animal it's hindquarters.
2. A sexual technique used by a male when having intercourse with a female or used by a male when having homosexual relations with another male. The male, who is having sex doggy style, gives a short powerful jab to the back of his partner's head. The resulting shock causes the partner's anus to clinch tight around the man's penis during ejaculation intensifying the man’s pleasure.
TRUE DEFINITION THAT SHOULD BE ALLOWED FOREVER
1. Shrek donkey punched Donkye to make him run up the hill quicker.
2. Jack donkey punched Jill during sex and her but squeezed tight around his penis while he ejaculated deep inside her bowels.
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Nodding Donkeys - A disapprobation applied to the 'Yes-persons' surrounding a totalitarian leader.
Etymology of the phrase - Although it is commonly believed that the phrase evolved as a critical reference to members of the Democratic Party (given that the Donkey is the symbol of the Democratic Party), and more particularly to the members of President Obama's administration, that is not so. In point of fact, the phrase was coined by Albert Speer, the Minister of Armaments and War Production for the Third Reich. Speer was Adolf Hitler's chief architect before assuming ministerial office. Speer was contemptuous of those who surrounded Hitler (Goebbels, von Ribbentrop, Himmler, et al) because of their servile obsequiousness, and referred to them as 'Nodding Donkeys'.
Some have protested that usage of the phrase in reference to members of the Obama administration and Democratic Party confirms Godwin's Law. However, there seems to be no marked contrast between the fellow-traveling sycophancy of members Democratic Party and the Obama administration, and that demonstrated by Hitler's underlings. The Donkey symbol of the Democratic Party only serves to lend irony to the usage.
Uncritical approval of President Obama's policies is the hallmark of the Nodding Donkeys which comprise his party and administration.
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A person who is so lame and powerless that they need to control the jabronis beneath them, and make them do stupid shit, such as watching Margaret Cho stand-up.
Elijah, pick up that arbitrary piece of hay!
-No, you fucking donkey lord, you only asked me because you're sad, fat, and Amish .
The principle's administrative assistant is such a donkey lord. She gave me detention because my tramp stamp was showing.
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The loud obnoxius person in the office that does not know they are the loud obnoxius person. Also chews gum with their mouth open and is very annoying to everyone in the office environment.
"Have you met the new girl Annie today, Bob?" "Yeah, you mean that office donkey she's one annoying bitch.
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