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when you foolishly think other people give a f*ck about your unborn child and its gender so you make a celebration and everyone comes but only because they hope to have some food
peter: karen is throwing a baby shower, i think we should go.
josh: i couldn’t care less tbh
peter: cmon, there’ll be cookies and shit
josh: ok then
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When you are faced with a difficult life decision and no one can offer advice that helps so you find yourself in the shower making a decision. Three months later you have a epic water bill but still know that you made the right choice.
Girl 1: Jodie has been in the shower a long time
Girl 2: she must be making a shower decision
When your mate says he wants to Wutang the blunt but there’s no water around. So being the pal that your are you offer to Wutang Shower him. This is where you whip out a fat pizz down your mates throat to ensure the blunt goes down with ease.
Mate 1: Ayyy mate I think I’m about to Wutang this shit.
Mate 2: Make sure we have water around!
Mate 1:No, water around here.
Mate 2: Ayyy mate, I’ll spot you this one Wutang Shower, just this time though.
Mate 2: Thanks for being such a pal!
P.S.
might just be an Australian thing
Using a wet napkin to freshen up the male genitals prior to sex.
Erik Everhard took a Canadian shower prior to sex with Nikita Denise.
A method of washing for when you have no hot water. You strip off and stand near the running water, using it to create a lather with soap, and rub that on yourself whilst you wait for the shower to reach the desired temperature. Useful in a hurry.
The boiler was out this morning so I took a proximity shower. It was awkward, but at least I'm clean.
A golden shower but with horses and not people
I had a fun time at the farm doing a unicorn shower