you're fired

A term coined by Donald Trump on his show "The Apprentice" even though bosses used it all the time before. Now anyone who watched five minutes of it thinks it's THE ABSOLUTE SHIT and uses it to say "YOU SUCK!" or "LOSER!" or something of the sort.

You're fired!
You suck!
Loser!

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fire and ice

When a girl gives a guy a blowjob with ice in her mouth and at the same time rubs his balls with RUB-A535.

Dude, Jasmine went fire and ice on me last night ! That shit's so hot it's cold !!

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Fired up

to be coked out of your face, to the point where you can only wide-eyed shake your head at your friends, smoke another newport and just keep repeating the phrase..."I'm fuckin' fired up bro"

"Bro...I did way too much blow, I'm fuckin' fired up"

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ring of fire

The burning feeling in the anus after taking a dump, after consuming chile or other spicy foods.

See also: Gringo Butt

I'm going to have Gringo Butt tomorrow, after eating all these jalapenos.

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Fire Water

Fire Water is whiskey. To the drinker, whiskey will seem to burn the mouth. If it doesn't burn, tis terrible and probably a product of some American/British corporation.

Fire Water among other things is a traditional drink in me family.

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House Fire

Pandemics can be a lot like house fires; regardless of how they start, if it's your country or your property you'd like to think that there was a plan to deal with it effectively, efficiently and decisively...or risk having something of great value reduced to ashes.

Hey America! Got any plans to deal with your House Fire?
Maybe we should elect leaders that care more about the INDIVIDUALS that make up this country than they do about their fuckin' TV ratings, Twitter account and Blame-Shifting. Inspired and motivated PEOPLE drive business toward success and the economy into stability, NOT the other way around.

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Fire Sauce

The best and most highly regarded descriptor that one can use in reference to an object or event when evaluating said item's worth based on the Taco Bell Sauce Scale (or simply "Sauce Scale"). The term "Fire Sauce" is used to describe a girl that is banging, a badass object, delicious food, or an idea or event that is totally off the hook. Items that are declared as "Fire Sauce" are vastly more cool than items declared Mild Sauce, and slightly more B.A. than items declared Medium Sauce.

"Yo man, your Integra is fire sauce, dude."
"Thanks, man. I spanked two dudes in a Mustang earlier."

"HOLY SHIT! Did you guys just see that chick that walked past? She was total fire sauce!"

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