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A made-up word meaning “positivity”. Positiveness just sounds cooler.
“Put positiveness into the air! The universe will accept it!” - A quote
When you’re so sure of something, you’re willing to settle it by betting a Plate-Lunch.
Joe-Shmo: Bruh, You sure you know where you going?
Braddah-man: Cuz, I’m plate-lunch positive. This is my stomping grounds!
Very intensely making out, really going to town on each other's mouths
P1: Did you hear about Joseph and Suzie yesterday?
P2: No, what happened?
P1: Well apparently Holly walked in on them positively macking it in an empty classroom!
P2: Teen pregnancies really are wack
For his birthday, he gets to choose how they will make love. The position is therefore called birthday position.
My husband can ask me all year round if we do it this way, but I always answer: it's not your birthday. This is your birthday position!
My wife has also invented an Urban Dictionary word. It's both appealing and bitter: the birthday position.
This is a sex move that requires a lot of cardio and stretching beforehand.
How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."
"Yes Doctor, we got these injuries from performing The Sliding X Position. Let's just say that knees went places they shouldn't have"
"Hey honey, welcome home, as you can see that I am already in The sliding x position for you cause you've worked so hard. Go on big boy, take a run at this"
"Wanna try this Sliding X Position? It looks quite advanced"
The Sliding X position is an intense sex move that requires a lot of stretching beforehand.
How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap before leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."
"Engage the Sliding X Position dear, I'm feeling Horny with a capital H"
"Hey Honey! Good for you to come home from work and as a surprise, I'm already in the sliding x position for you baby. Run the fuck at me babe"
"Yes doctor, we got these injuries from the sliding x position. Lets just say, there was knees in place they shouldn't have been."
The unfortunate, often regrettable physical configuration one finds themselves in during sex, resembling a human being crumpled up and thrown away. Typically involves contortion, loss of dignity, and at least one limb going numb.
I didn’t stretch beforehand and now I can’t feel my spine—she had me in the trashcan position for 20 minutes.