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A tortilla that a large man uses as a sweat towel, then is later stuffed with the traditional toppings of a bean burrito and fed to someone else.
Douchebag guy: Bahaha! your eating a fat-man burrito!
Guy eating burrito: Wtf!
When a woman who has many children "tea bags" a male.
My wife was mad so she burrito plopped me this morning!
When someone is wrapped up in a fuzzy blanket.
Man 1: Dude my girl got a new blanket the other day, its so fuzzy!
Man 2: Did she turn into a Fuzzy Burrito?
Man 1: Heck yeah, she wrapped herself up super tight!
When drunk you convinces your partner to take a finger and slip it up your guys butthole so that you will sober up and can go get mexican food after a night of drinking.
Hey, if you let me slip a finger up your butt, I'll drive us to go get chicken burritos afterwards.
most bestest gam everr
person 1: burrito bison? epic?
person 3 yes, lol epic
when you are fucking your guy in the ass and then proceed to get another guy to unknowingly suck your dick post ass fuck
"Last night I fucked Mikey in the ass and then gave Andrew a burrito surprise."
A burrito consumed after really good sex, typically eaten between the hours of 1 and 3 am
Dude I just ate a hella good Victory Burrito after fucking that bitch.