mud turtle

n. Derogatory term to describe African Americans

That goddamn mud turtle stole my television.

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turtle up

to curl up face down, in fetal-like position in self defense

This guy got knocked down in front of me and started to turtle up (face down covering his body and head with his hands).

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grouchy turtle

Name given to a fully erect penis which shrinks to almost nothing after a particularly sickening or hurtful event during lovemaking.

So, I was banging away, when my dick came out on the downstroke and hit her pudenda on the upstroke. The grouchy turtle would not let me get any more that night.

-OR-

She queefed while I was eatin' her. My proud peacock became a grouchy turtle after that mess.

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turtle curtain

When a females vagina is infected, and shows green "puss" or pustules, aka a diseased meat curtain

So I met this hot chick in the bar, and when I took off her pants I noticed the bitch was sporting a nasty turtle curtain

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Awkward Turtle

Well known saying for when you make an idiot of yourself. Sadly the hand gesture you make for this Awkward Turtle, is actually the american sign language sign for 'platypus'

"That's not a awkward turtle you moron, that's a platypus"
"shit."

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Sneaky Turtle

The act of surprising one's partner by taking a shit while on the receiving end of a rim job.

Fink was shocked when Termika slipped him the sneaky turtle.

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Rusty Turtle

When a girl is taking a shit you eat her out. Reverse of a Blumpkin.

girl is taking a shit you walk in the bathroom and ask her for a rusty turtle and then proceed with the necassary steps

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