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The act of insterting an empty paper towel role, cardboard tube, etc. into ones anus, preferably male, and then placing a hampster into the tube. The hampster will then precede to crall into his anal cavity. this is extremely gay yet enjoyable. this actually happened to the newschannel 34 guy
john: did u hear what the newschannel 34 guy did?
pete: no
john: he did a harrisburg hampster tube
pete: wow what a fag..but i bet it felt good
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A term to describe a an erect penis that is ready to use. Similar to tube steak.
"What do you want to eat?"
"How about a tube steak smothered in underwear."
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A baby that comes from a test tube
H2Hoe/Mimi is a Test Tube Baby
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sim. Descriptive of the difficulties encountered when attempting sexual congress whilst less than fully erect. also: Thumbing in a slacky, playing snooker with string, pushing a marshmallow in a money box.
After I saw her face it was like putting toothpaste back in the tube.
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Wherea 1 minute video on youtube seems like 5 minutes real time, 2 minute video seems like 25. This is multiplied exponentially until you reach the 10 minute video cap placed by youtube so they aren't to blame for you dying while watching their site. Thank you technology for giving us all the attention span of a goldfish.
Ex 1:
Dude: "I'll be over in 3 minutes."
Chick: "You live 2 hours away?"
Dude: "3 minutes YTT biotch!"
Ex 2:
Dude: "Damn B, that video on youtube is 4 minutes long?!"
Chick: "This better be a damn good video; I got sammiches to make!"
YTT (You Tube Time)
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When you fill a condom with cum, then give it to your partner and they do whatever with it.
I gave Trish a Test Tube baby.
Aren't you afraid she get pregnant?
She was thirsty at the time.
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A rather controversial method of conceiving a baby by way of tube sock ejaculation. It is unknown how this process actually functions as a technique become impregnated, although, it is unsurprising that it has been done.
Kizzy unexpectedly conceived a tube sock baby after a fun-filled night of crack smoking and dick sucking.
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