Lick Me Baby is when you mum goes to Walmart , become a VSCO girl and starts lick her hydro flask e.g I’m going to Lick Me Baby tonight
A baby exporter is a vagina, you dumbass. What else would you think?
Person 1; "I have a baby exporter"
Person 2; "Ma'am, do you mean you have a vagina?"
"............"
A cute princess who is the prettiest and most beautiful. She is confident, she is smart, she is the one, no one wishes to lose. She can instantly change our mood from one of hopeless despair to great joy. She got charming eyes and pretty lips, yeah it's hard to forget.
Nick name - Pu
Meaning for a PU THE BABY GIRL⁷
Noun. The product of male masterbation.
After going through the Swimsuit Edition, I had to make a few fist babies to calm myself.
When you have condomless sex without any other contraceptives and you are in a simultaneous state of parenthood and near-miss until a few weeks later
Michael and I had a Schrödinger’s baby but it’s been seven weeks and morning sickness hasn’t started yet so I guess I’m not pregnant
When a woman who fat get pregnant and around the time she gets a "baby bump" its bigger than normal cuz she has a fat belly!!!
person 1: did you see ashleys' baby bump?
person 2: bitch that aint a baby bump thats a baby mountain
a generalized term for a baby conceived or born 8-9 months after a drinking excursion. most people who have tequila babies don't realize they're pregnant till several months in, usually after the 3 month mark.
i.e; getting utterly smashed and FUCKED UP on tequila on your honeymoon night and three months after your night of pure debauchery you find out you're pregnant
"so you remember about four months ago when we went drinking in the bahamas?"
"yeah why?"
"well uh... let's just say we're having a tequila baby."