cock n ball torture

the act of grabbing man balls put in door hold ejaculate

yo jimmy wanna "cock n ball torture"

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how big is kais cock

absolutely humongous and very yummy

kais gf-how big is kais cock?"

kai- absoltely humongeous and very yummy."

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Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

An exclamation used by people who are very angry at someone. This usually happens when one is playing a video game, such as Call of Duty.

Tim:"Bill is a cock juggling thunder cunt!!!"

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Cock and bull sea rover

A person who thinks he is a pirate one week and the following week he has a gin in him the also think they have cancer and tell every soul he meets that he is dieing from a brain tumor but yet never receives any treatment and goes back to being a land pirate

That cock and bull sea rover is at it a again fibbing about his brain tumor and thinking some one stole his land ship

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cock n ball medly

Noun- A situation where you are required to take unwarranted beef missles to the face while trying to do your job.

Mechanic A: What are you working on there?
Mechanic B: A real buttwagon, turbo WRX.
Mechanic A: Sounds like a real cock n ball medly.

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put the grub on your cock

what Mortys dad told him to do when Morty was being a little bitch in the bush demension

Morty put the grub on your cock

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Cock of Pelvic Destruction (CoPD)

• Description: A male endowed with length, girth, and brutal natural stamina that lead to UPD. Not to be confused with Cod (note the small “d” for the small dick).
• Parameters:
o Must be able to bring the female to vast number of orgasms through deep penetrating thrusts with a session of great duration, consisting of many positions.
o Associated female remarks:
 “OMG!”
 “Is that going to fit?”
 “It has its own zip code”
 “How do you walk with that?”
 “Is that a gun in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me? Followed by: “Honey I just put the gun on the table, that is me” – True story!
• Adverse medical affects:
o Honeymoon cystitis.
o Development of a hyperactive female libido.
o Swollen, sore vaginal lips for days after (what am I saying??? I want that!)
o The woman is swollen to the point where urinating is problematic.
o Walking, for the female, may be an issue.

OMG! You need to try this! His Cock of Pelvic Destruction (CoPD) causes UPD for days! True story!

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