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Stan My Satan, often abbreviated as SMS, are a famous metal band made out of 4 members which are Peter Steele, Gerard Way, Corey Taylor and Chester Bennington.
"Did you go to Stan My Satan's concert?"
"Of course I did! It was so much fun!"
Hym "Hamas is not Satan, Ben. But YOU are, in fact, undercooked! Ha! Get it? Because of the ovens? Hey, the oven bit is catching on. I saw some guy on YouTube making an oven joke. It was something along the line of 'I had to put a 🔒 on my oven because jews kept trying to live inside it' the joke being that jews confuse ovens with houses. It was good. It's fun to make jokes."
Something you say when satan is following/cursing you. Or when you want to get rid of him from your fridge or house.
Me: Who's there?!
Satan: It's me! SATAN!!! Die!!!
Me: Be gone SATAN!!! *makes a cross with my middle fingers*
Satan: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *Rip Satan, he got oofed*
A Satan's handy is when you smear ones hand with hand sanitising fluid or chilli paste or solvent and then masterbate furiously. It is burning like Satan is giving you a hand job.
I gave myself a Satan's handy last night.
When you smear hand sanitiser or chilli paste or solvent on your hand then masterbate furiously.
Gave myself a Satan's handy last night.
To insult/threaten Satan in order to make him fear God even more.
"We smoking that Satan pack!"
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