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when two young at heart folks feel the need for some sexual healing.
I think mom and dad bumped birds last night.
this is a definition when a guy has fingered a girl birds eye fish fingers
guy" would u let me go south and give you a birds eye"
girl"YES"
When one wakes up to the sound of singing morning FARTS.
My husband woke me up this morning with his Fart Bird
The latest Republican fear mongering talking point. Primary aim: Scare Americans with talk of pandemic in order to change the subject from Scooter Libby's indictment, Supreme Court nomination failure, Bush's approval rating at 38%, GOP decision to cut senior drug benefits, Karl Rove still under investigation, etc., etc.
White House Subject: bird flu
George W. Bush to Karl Rove:
"Don't forget to call Condi and remind her to talk about the horrors of the birdy flu panademic DISease. Does anyone in Amurica have this thing yet? We need pictures, TV interviews. This birdy thang is gonna save our arses."
A soldier(or Marine, Sailor, et cetera) in the Army(or Navy, et cetera) assigned to menial tasks such as janitorial duty or landmine disposal.
Hey! Yardbird! Clean my boots! Damnit!
A song by Lynyrd Skynyrd that is approximately ten minutes long. It is sometimes used as a ten minute timer. The first half of the song is a slow vocal ballad while the second half is a very fast instrumental rock music with a long guitar solo.
Student: "It's 7:50 AM and I have ten minutes to get to class, I'm going to turn on Free Bird to make sure I'm not late!"
Lynyrd Skynyrd: (ballad guitar riff) (sings) "If I leave here tomorrow..."
(5 minutes later)
Lynyrd Skynyrd: (song suddenly gets faster) "...Lord I can't change, won't you fly high free bird"
Student: "Shit! Five minutes till class and I am not halfway there!"
Lynyrd Skynyrd: (five minute guitar solo) (song fades away)
Student: (runs into the classroom)
Professor: "you JUST made it!"
A method of consumption of beer. The "feeder" attaches a fish hook to a ceiling and attaches some floss. The other end of the floss is strung onto a tab of an unopened beer can. The "feeder" then winds up the beer repeatedly and opens the tab while still holding the beer. The "feeder" then has the "bird" hold the beer. The "bird" then punctures the beer in a shotgunning motion, creating a circular stream of beer onto the "bird". IMPORTANT: The "bird" must flap his/her wings and follow the spinning circle of beer.
Zach: Colin and Bob lost in pong. They have to do a bird feeder.