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Sick gear used for skiing and boarding. Adapted from the word Gore-Tex, Bro-Tex is over the top outerwear consisting of bright colors and high price tags. Said gear must be current seasons or next season’s (ultimate example of Bro-Tex) style and can never be spotted on a gaper. If you claim Bro-Tex and your gear is spotted on a gaper, the only way to redeem yourself is to burn the gear in disgust or give the shit away as soon as possible.
Kyle: Did you see Gary this morning rocking another Arc'teryx and Norrona setup?
D: Yeah it was insane; he looked like a neon beer sign.
Kyle: Yeah for real, dude stays Bro-Texed out.
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A bro hater is commonly known as someone who is the opposite of FTB (For The Boys). Simply put, they are 'Against The Boys', or ATB. They consistently ditch their guys to further their own agenda, especially one involving pursuing (but never attaining) female genitilia.
Bro 1: "Hey, where's Tanner"
Bro 2: "Oh he's a bro hater, don't even bother dude"
or
Bro 1: "Yo, can you imagine being a bro hater like that Tanner kid?"
Bro 2: "No"
Bro 1: "Imagine though.."
bro scarf is when a guy wheres his shirt only around his neck, not through the sleeves, creating a scarf appearance.
Sammi: I saw Jorge at the gym today and he was totally wearing a bro scarf.
Alex: Typical tool move, Jorge.
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Verb. The act of hardcore fucking yourself by taking the same team as Michael Butler.
Ain’t no way I’m gonna win this bet. Just found out that me and Butler are Bengal Bros.
The verb to bro-ordinate is bro-terminology for planning a homosocial or "bro" event or gathering of any size. This would include texting, calling, or facebooking a number of "bros," inviting them somewhere to play gamecube, drink light beer, and watch sketch comedy clips on youtube.
-Yo, bro, could you call Bill and bro-ordinate for the hockey game? Then we could go listen to the new Jack Johnson cd up in my room.
-dude, don't let George bro-ordinate for the gamecube party. he's totally lame and nobody likes him.
-do you have any plans tonight? not yet, but I'm about to bro-ordinate some with my bro Bilderberg on the phone.
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any discussion (usually between those of the female gender) pertaining (but is not limited) to one or more of the following subjects:
periods
wedding dresses
women's rights
abortion
STDs
abstinence
general negativity towards the male gender
dildos
Zack Efron
Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber's hair
Justin Bieber's age
Bowel movements (last 4 are synonymous, we know)
anything that is a self cockblock to prevent getting involved with bros or playahs
Girl 1- That frat is filled with a bunch of playahs and bros, why even go?
Girl 2- Oh I just go and drop some bro repellent and any guy that gives a good input I know is worth talking to.
Girl 1- oh wow! thats smart.
Girl 2- Hasn't worked yet in a frat...
Girl 1- Hmmm, maybe cuz they're all literally bro's..of a frat.
Girl 2- Damn.
Getting sloppy from the same chick
Damn my nigga jacob and pierce are suckomo bros