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A Candy Dealer is a horny guy that does anything for candy but mostly blowjobs and stuff like that.
Guy: I am gay and need a blowjob but got no money only candy
Guy's friend: I know a candy dealer
I'm into necrophilia, but it's sorta illegal. So I unleash my sexuality on candy canes.
im lowkey a necrophiliac, but that's sorta illegal. so i just unleash my sexuality on candy canes.
The by-product of swamp ass.
After an extended period of time in the jungle, Joe was chafed by the abundance of swamp candy in his ass.
The girl who rides on the back of a man’s motorcycle. Similar to arm candy.
Jane: She follows Chad everywhere. does she even know how to ride a motorcycle?
John: Nah, she’s just his bike candy.
I went to get some weed , but that fool tried to sell me some pipe candy. I said HELL NAH!