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A man possessing a penis so large it causes internal bleeding, vaginal and anal lacerations, pelvic crushing, ruined sheets, shattered dreams of motherhood, and permently leaves a woman smiling funny.
Jenny: Do you know what blood-type Beth is?
Vicky: No, why?
Jenny: I heard Josh fed her the dong-a-saurus rex and now she needs a transfusion.
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When a situation is BEYOND ridiculous, it is re-dong-diculous.
(in halo2) Yo I no-scoped that dude from across the map, that was re-dong-diculous.
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The act where you knock on someone's door, or ring their doorbell, and run away. This is mostly used on old people who either grab their gun and shoot at the kid, or chase them in their car. This, in my opinion, is fun as fuck if he or she starts chasing you. Most people do this at night to not be seen, but I like to sometimes go during day.
/I'm bored as fuck, let's go ding dong ditching and hit that old guy down the road first./
/Fuck yeah! Let's go./
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The act of fucking some random chick or having meaningless sex with someone you don't respect.
"Assified" would be an ass whore who clamps her dumper on any random cock.
I met some whore last night and she cuntified my dong for a while. Then I booted her out of my house.
Kellie is such a slut, she'll assify any dong that swings her way.
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A rare and difficult sexual act involving a simultaneous sneeze, organsm and defecation. Also known as the Chicago Oreo.
Man, I did it! A feather, a cup of coffee and my girl and I finally did the Hurricane Ding Dong. Wrecked the sheets though.
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The Chen Dong problem is a problem that arises (mostly in business deals) when the supplier of goods or services offers a product whose quality is too low, price is too high or combination of both.
The Chen Dong problem is hard to solve because the cause of the lower quality/higher price is unknown. Either the supplier is ignorant of the real value of the product, or he/she may be trying to cheat you. Regardless of the cause of the problem, the result is unsatisfactory.
I don't know if my employee is really doing his best or if he is lazy. Regardless, I must fire him to eliminate the Chen Dong problem; he is not fit for the job