Dry Bowling

To drop a turd in a completely dry toilet. Often this requires turning off the water and the use of a plunger. The goal is make a turd that will smell really bad and for a long period of time. Dry Bowls can also attract flies.

Oliver bragged about the 49ers losing the Super Bowl so I got him back by Dry Bowling his toilet.

dry towel

when someone sucks up all of your energy; opposite of a wet towel

"That Maddie girl is such a dry towel"

bopping dry

Sticking it in without lube

Thanks for dropping by and bopping dry, dude, I know you're in a hurry.

Dry Camping

Camping alone. Similar to dry humping; you go through all the motions but don't get any.

Jim goes dry camping all the time because his wife won't go with him.

dry tub

When you're trying to stick your dick in a chick and no matter what you do, shes isn't getting wet.

Man, I licked and spit all over the pussy, but the chick was a dry tub and just wasn't into it.

Dry Slice

A proper boring or irritating bell end of a human

Norman: "So if you don't mind paying an extra £2 as you had the chips...
Dave: "omg piss off you dry slice. Take your 2quid you tight arse and buy a personality"

dry whip

When you're whipping cocaine with littlest water as possible... It gives you a better hold and stick to the baking soda...it will give you a better stretch... Dry whip gets a bad name because it's the opposite from straight drop the more baking soda less the potency

I just dry whipped a 36 to a 56 I stretched it... it's not the best but it's good though it will sale