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The Nagy Law states you can identify as the opposite gender to use the restroom as needed.
Bro, I had to use the bathroom so bad I had to use Nagy’s Law.
When two or more gay men are casually talking, online, inevitably, one will make a joke referring to, or assuming, the other's position (e.g. Top or bottom).
Gay man 1: Chlorophyll is so interesting
Gay man 2: Omg, you're such a bottom.
Gay man 1: Kween, plz. I saw you last night, dancing as such.
Gay man 3: Gay man 2 just activated YesGawdwin's Law by calling Gay man 1 a bottom.
If something can be made worse in any way by continuing to fuck with it. See also Murphy’s Law and False Perfectionism.
I wish she would just stop. We are well into Barbara’s Law at this point
The phenomena named after a young woman who can't make sense of her actions, the law describes anything that doesn't make sense.
"dude why is my wifi lagging it worked literally 5 min ago"
"Jill's law man"
"Ah you right"
3. Your cousin’s spouse
Mary is my cousin.
Her husband is Marvin
Marvin is my cousin’s spouse, so he is my cousin in-law
In Apples to Apples, Tim's Law refers to the ever frustrating occurrence of drawing a card that would have perfectly fit the meaning of the previous card played.
Judge: All right, the next card is "smelly."
Player 1 (thinking): Well, I don't have any great matches, I'll just play this one.
(draws "Skunk")
Player 1: TIM'S LAW!!!!!!
(weeps)