Balls Deep In Your Mum

It means to have your cock right inside your mothers pussy and your balls clapping off of her cheeks. We all love a bit of that!

James: Yo I was balls deep in your mum

Chad: That’s radical dude, did your balls clap her cheeks?

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i’m in me mums car

Broom broom

“I’m in me mums car, broom broom”
“Get out of me car”
“Aww”

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i'm having fun mum

said when anyone says something extremly dumb, or makes a shit call. basically it shuts them down.
you say it in a retards sorta voice.
came from the add where the kid is on the monkey bars and says "im having fun mum"

"are the sun and the moon the same thing"
"i'm having fun mum"

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your mum pegs your dad

1: The phrase used to inform an individual that ones mother partakes in the act of penetrating ones father, usually in the rectal cavity, typically using an artificial, attachable phallic object, commonly referred to as a "strap on" see: pegging

2: A typical friendly response used in online gaming, particularly the hit fps moba by blizzard known as "Overwatch" to express ones disagreement against other players, can be accentuated with the term "cunt" used directly after the phrase.

3: A phrase used to politely end an unwanted conversation with another individual.

Example 1:

Nick: Hey Jim how you going.
Jim: Did you know your mum pegs your dad?
Nick: What do you meaaaaaaan?

Example 2:

Frez: Hey man your not doing anything on widow can you please switch?
Jim: Your mum pegs your dad you stupid cunt, shut up.
Frez: Now this is overwatch

Example 3:

Etho: Hey Jim , how you doin?
Jim: Your mum pegs your dad cunt, don't talk to me

ur mum got the big gay

An insult so strong it's dangerous to use, whenever in an argument and apply this insult to the other person they will be anilatared most likely die or throw a no u which you must respond with anyone named "their name" mum triple gay which will finish them off

Timmy: your sister a mister
Roders: well ur mum got the big gay
Timmy: suffers a heart attack (99% die when happens like this)

I'm in my mums car!

A viral video in which a british boy (14 or so) is in his mothers car , and he exclaims, "I'm in my mums car! Broom broom!". Then it cuts to a scene where his mum exclaims "Get out of my car!" then she grins. The final scene cuts back to the boy saying in a slightly whiny voice, "Mah." This video grew in popularity most likely because of how random, or how much of a poor quality video.

"Have you seen that video, I'm in my mums car!? T
"Yeah, that video sucks!"

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Are you calling my mum a liar?

Widely considered to be the ultimate response when backed into an argumentative corner, this phrase has revolutionised academic debate since its inception in the early 17th century.

John Stuart Mill: Immanuel, I believe we should define the rightness of actions by a consequentialist theory of ethics.

Kant: Are you calling my mum a liar?

JS Mill: What? No....

Kant: Well shut up then.

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