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A drinking vessel of epic proportions, something that only the Gods, NAY only the Axemen would consider worthy of holding their drink. A mug filled with the frothiest of ales that can quench the even the most parched of throats. Some have said that drinking from such a vessel will allow a man to impregnate a women with his musk alone. Footnotes are needed on that last claim
Barkeep: What will it be Sir?
Customer: I want something that will allow me to climb the tallest tower, swim the widest ocean, to verb the adjective noun!
Barkeep: That'll be a Thunder Mug then
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An alcoholic drink including 1 part orange rum (Suggested Brand: Bacardi Orange), 1 part coconut rum (Suggested Brand Malibu Coconut), 1 part Lime Vodka (Suggested Brand: Something cheap like Fleischmann's Lime), and 5 parts of the special ingredient: Mexican Apple Soda AKA Sidral. Therefore it has Orange, Coconut, Lime and Apple flavors equally a tropical paradise in yo mouth.
Yo for pregamin tonight we should make Tropic Thunder's for everybody. That drink gets you mad fucked up.
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War Thunder is a next gen MMO with very beatiful graphics and mechanics (ok this one is a joke). It has ww2 tanks and aircraft plus post-war tanks like Abrams or Challanger. In the game is a thing called "russian bias" which results from little noob kids killed a T-34-85 because the didnt know where to shoot. The bias is in every nation (except britain and japan) and can be activated ONLY if you know your tanks and the enemy's weakspots.
Did you see Squire's video?
Friend: what game is it?
War thunder.
Friend: it looks nice. Is it free?
Yeah
Friend: noice. Time to get a Sherman and spread capitalism
Me: *sends friend to gulag* only T-34s allowed
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Rolling thunder is when u roll a fart up your balls and your shaft during the act of a blowjob and she's coming on the down stroke with mouth some what open and they both meet somewhere in the middle
Hay bro why is Christina so pissed well jeramy I gave her a rolling thunder last night and she said that was a pretty shitty move
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A very large bread basket that ascends and joins with a woman's vagina is known as a thunder gunt.
Wow sir, you sure can tell that your mother has had many children by her generous thunder gunt!
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Slightly more offensive than the term Thunder Cunt, meaning massive idiot.
Educated person: Donald Trump is such a Thunder Trump.
American: No... He is cool and hates non-whites... And by the way, it is Thunder Cunt.
Educated Person: All Americans are Thunder Trumps
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Hey, Where can a brotha score some pocket thunder. His special lady Barret is coming tonight.
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