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British Fruit Pie

A sexual act in which the testicles are placed in a colander and rubbed, then a plastic bag is placed over them, whilst five loaves of sourdough bread are rubbed around the girl's clit.

Brandon: oh god, we had a British Fruit Pie last night. It was great

Jennifer: I wish my guy would do stuff like that for me!

by Jennifer Marquez April 2, 2016

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British Calabrian

A resident or someone born in the Jane and Sheppard area of Toronto, Ontario, Canada also known as British Calabria.

Someone who is born in North America of Calabrian parents.

“Where do you live?”

“The Jane and Sheppard area.”

“So, you’re a British Calabrian.”

by RUFF RUFF July 17, 2022


British Waffles

A Confused Man

"That man seems to be very British Waffles

by Ace_Doesnt February 25, 2021


British Waffles

A confused man.

"That man is looking very British Waffles

by Ace_Doesnt February 25, 2021


British cream fountain

when you suck some guy then put a hit his balls with a tea cup and he busts a massive load of hot tea down your throat.

my girlfriend did a weird move last night called the British cream fountain.

by Fck lil pump August 28, 2021


Taking a British

When you are simultaneously taking a piss and a shit. Modeled after the popular British food combo,fish and chips.

Friend:Whats buddy doing?
You:Sorry im Taking a british rq.
Friend:Ok.

by Shakingmyheadindespair August 25, 2023


Get Bent British Style

The term “Get Bent British Style” refers to “getting bent” or, in a not so polite term, getting fucked, or telling one to go fuck themselves, the British style, is when one get’s to partake in anal sex, and an enema, but instead of the person allowing the water to escape the body, they instead put a tea bag within their anal cavity, therefore, getting “bent” (fucked in the ass) British style (tea bag within anal cavity mid-enema)

Chad: What did you tell your boss after he fired you for indecent exposure during work hours?

British Chad: I told the wank’r to “Get Bent British Style”

Chad: What’d he do next?

British Chad: He went to go have hardcore anal sex, he was always very gullible.

by Stylophone Jack April 24, 2021