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How Much A Dollar Really Cost?

A detrimental question paralysing my thoughts, known to give a gut feeling.. yall

"How much a dollar really cost?
The question is detrimental, paralyzin' my thoughts
Parasites in my stomach keep me with a gut feeling, y'all
Gotta see how I'm chillin' once I park this luxury car
Hopping out feeling big as Mutombo
Twenty on pump six dirty Marcellus called me Dumbo
Twenty years ago, can't forget
Now I can lend him a ear or two how to stack these residuals
Tenfold, the liberal concept of what men'll do
Twenty on six, he didn't hear me
Indigenous African only spoke Zulu
My American tongue was leery
Walked out the gas station
A homeless man with a semi-tan complexion
Asked me for ten rand
Stressin' about dry land
Deep water, powder blue skies that crack open
A piece of crack that he wanted, I knew he was smokin'
He begged and pleaded
Asked me to feed him twice, I didn't believe it
Told him, beat it
Contributin' money just for his pipe, I couldn't see it
He said, my son, temptation is one thing that I've defeated
Listen to me, I want a single bill from you
Nothin' less, nothin' more
I told him I ain't have it and closed my door
Tell me how much a dollar cost
"

by JoeBungaLover May 15, 2022

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


You ever held a thousand dollars ?

Verbal : What you tell a bitch that’s acting too good too fuck, but you know she wants to fuck, and you trynna fuck, so you bring up money.

Bitch have you ever held a thousand dollars ?

by AKAYHAVIN1KRPOMO June 10, 2019


2 dollar dung ferret

A 2 dollar dung ferrit is a person who has a big enough gap in there teeth to put a 2 dollar coin in the gap. This person also usually has bad hygiene hence the dung ferret.

Michael grace is 2 dollar dung ferret

by soonbo August 18, 2006

5πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


Another day, another 2 dollars

It is where you have an unordinary day, contrary to the more common 'Another day, another dollar'

Ana: How has your day been
Josh: Another day, another 2 dollars! Different to the usual.

by DebbieLover269 March 24, 2019

15πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


national give a dollar to a ADHD person

On sep 24 ever non adhd person must give payment to ever adhd person they know. Due to the ableism throughout years this is a way to compassionate adhd people for all the years ableism.

β€œHere’s a dollors! Sorry for all the ableism all those years! Happy national give a dollar to a ADHD person ”

by dr.Michalka September 24, 2022


Suck my 5 dollar footlong

1.Used when other comebacks just won`t work.

2.Used when playing video games to show your dominance.

Bill: Pwned Nub choke on my throat yogurt you cum dumpster.


Fred: I might suck but yo momma suck my 5 dollar footlong.


Everyone else: Ohhhhhh...yo momma fight!

by Barkley-von-snouser August 7, 2008

18πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


holla holla get dollar

a phrase i keep saying not knowing it's definition up until a few seconds ago

"holla holla get dollar. hahaha."

by yakult is good with banannas May 8, 2020

2πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž