five-hole

Used to describe a really attractive girl. Based of the hockey definition for the region between the goalie's legs, implying that the woman is so hot that you would consider having anal sex (or regular sex) with her if possible.

Holy crap, did you see how good Mandy looked today?! Frickin' five-hole!

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five-head

A person with a receeding hairline.

Your shits fucked up. You ain't got a forehead you got a five-head.

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Five Hole

Spoken when leaving one's seat to reserve the same seat upon your return. Best used around hockey fans, but around the ignorant it can be a great way to share some useless knowledge.

"Get out of my seat, idiot, I called Five Hole."
"What the fuck is Five Hole?"
"Where you shoot the puck between the goalie's pads. Anyway, I called it, now get up."

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Five Alive

Five Alive is when you give someone a slap upside the head or face to wake them up for being or saying something retarded.

Chris: "I'm gonna move to Hawaii and become a landscaper"

Me: 'SLAP' across the face. "FIVE ALIVE! You really think the US is going to issue you a Green Card for a 'career' as a landscaper?!"

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Chris: "I'm gonna move to California and become a Surfer."

Me: 'SLAP' "FIVE ALIVE. Point Break sucked ass!"

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frisky five

a group of 5 really hott girls who know how to have fun! and are FRISKY and love mike, naked chipmunks, weed and of course CAMP JEWELL

"they are like the frisky five"

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five-percenter

A person comprised of 5% Sloth DNA to complement their 95% Human counterpart. You are left with people perfect for the job of toll collector and security guard, to name a few

Dear God, Horatio! I do believe that is an extraterrestrial space craft!
Sorry, Sir, I'm a five percenter. The toll is 50 cents

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Five Seven

a pistol

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