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When your so called "hoverboard" explodes.
I rode my hoverboard to work, and then I was suddenly Rolling on fire.
Dude, don't buy one of those hoverboards cuz you might end up rolling on fire.
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Pandemics can be a lot like house fires; regardless of how they start, if it's your country or your property you'd like to think that there was a plan to deal with it effectively, efficiently and decisively...or risk having something of great value reduced to ashes.
Hey America! Got any plans to deal with your House Fire?
Maybe we should elect leaders that care more about the INDIVIDUALS that make up this country than they do about their fuckin' TV ratings, Twitter account and Blame-Shifting. Inspired and motivated PEOPLE drive business toward success and the economy into stability, NOT the other way around.
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The best and most highly regarded descriptor that one can use in reference to an object or event when evaluating said item's worth based on the Taco Bell Sauce Scale (or simply "Sauce Scale"). The term "Fire Sauce" is used to describe a girl that is banging, a badass object, delicious food, or an idea or event that is totally off the hook. Items that are declared as "Fire Sauce" are vastly more cool than items declared Mild Sauce, and slightly more B.A. than items declared Medium Sauce.
"Yo man, your Integra is fire sauce, dude."
"Thanks, man. I spanked two dudes in a Mustang earlier."
"HOLY SHIT! Did you guys just see that chick that walked past? She was total fire sauce!"
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What you say to somebody to keep the weed burning and staying high. Mostly said when you're saying goodbye to somebody.
"Be easy man."
"Yo keep it fire bro."
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A male grasps his woman firmly from behind within the confines of a fire escape. The womans hands are normally placed on the rail of the stairs and the wall for added support, bent forth. Upon reaching his climax, the man thrusts the woman forward down the stairs, while pulling out exclaiming "fire escape". Holding in his fluids, he rushes down to her side and promptly "puts out the flames".
Jon: "Mital, we have an empty fire escape. You down??"
Mital: "The fire escape? Oh well actually, I'm still recovering from the wounded seagull. Maybe another time though."
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a game for people that like to get cheated on
Friend 1: Who is that guy?
Friend 2: Oh hes my 2nd boyfriend
Friend 1: Your boyfriend doesnt care?
Friend 2: No, he is busy playing free fire
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The most common and distributed Magic : The Gathering card around. It is absolutely anywhere in the hands of a kid, usually a non-player.
1) "Hey! Check out all these cards I got for free!"
"But they're all torrents of fires..."
2) "Hey can I play with you guys!?" - Kid shows a hand of torrents of fire.
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