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The montly peroid of a women, also know as 'lady time'
Question: 'want to go out Margaret?'
Answer: 'no i can't, i have a really bad case of red carpet syndrome this month'
Carpet Bass is mythical fish often blamed for lost or missing items. Espeically for items that are dropped and then immediately can't be found. Carpet bass are know to be especially prevelent in dryers and the floors of cars.
Dammit, I dropped my lighter and now I can't find it. The carpet bass must have eaten it.
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When a guy with a beard goes down on an unshaven woman and leaves crumbs from the beard to the minge.
Went down on my girlfriend after dinner and accidentally carpet caked her.
A spark of static electricity generated from walking across carpeting
Carpet lightning is quite a shocking experience.
when you and your friends sit back and comment on anyone you see walking by
look at the fat chick with the shirt on that says "cutie"... seriously?
you see that dude's shoes? didn't know they still made L.A. Gear!!!
Sam and I were at the bar the other night, and we were red carpeting everyone that came through the door...
A person who eats pubic hair
Man you suck me so much your a carpet muncher