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Balloon Dog Years scale

Similar to the dog years to human years scale, there is a scale that coverts the time someone has owned a balloon dog to human years.

The scale is add a zero for every month owned, and that's the age of your balloon dog.

Example scale:
1 month = 10 human years
2 months = 20 human years
3 months = 30 human years
Etc.

There is no difference in the scale between small, medium or large dogs.

Person 1: Aw, your balloon dog is so cute. What's his name and how old is he?

Person 2: Thanks. His name is Mello and he's 1 month old today.

Person 1: Wow. So he would be 10 if we use the balloon dog years scale . Happy birthday mello!

by PointedShrimpp January 29, 2017


scaling the cascades

When you attempt to mount and tItty fuck a woman at least a foot taller than you are

Joe: she's a bit tall for my liking

Karl: nothing wrong with scaling the cascades

by supadoop April 17, 2016


green scale

A scale on how high you are

Dude 1: He's an 8
Dude 2: On the green scale? no he's a 9

by mommys__littlemonster April 5, 2009


1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

It's what guys use to rate girls based on how "hot" they are that has nothing to do with their personality, intelligence, etc.

I met this girl at the pool yesterday...
What is she on the 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale?
She's a nine and a half...

by graphiteshimmer October 1, 2016


1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

A common tool used to roughly measure the attractiveness of a woman through 10 general features.
The most commonly judged features, though varying between individuals, are:
Hair, Nose, Teeth, Lips, Neck/Chin, Chest/Breasts, Stomach, Waist, Hips and Rear/Ass.
For each feature on the list, the woman can score a point. If all the features on the list are good on the woman, then she scores 10.

Dude 1: "Dude, did you see that chick I was with last night?"
Dude 2: "Yeah dude, she was totally a 10 *on the 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale"

*No-one would say that but I need to include the term in the definition

by ThatRussianGuy October 2, 2016


1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

A scale from 1-10 (1 being the least, 10 being the most) on which you rate how attractive a female is.

Guy 1: How would you rate that girl over there on a 1-10 female attractiveness scale?

Guy 2: I don't know, maybe around 7 or 8.

by MissHughMungus October 3, 2016


1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

A scale used for transgender that were originally men and are now woman, used to rate them by attractiveness.

Bob- Hey Jerry, what do you think of Caitlyn Jenner?
Jerry- On the 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale, she's like a 0.1.

by Rushhoodlum September 4, 2016