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When you have just had anal sex, you go to fart but jizz comes out.
A Zachary Shart is very VERY lumpy. He tries to be smooth but can never manage to be smooth like a sumi. Zachary Sharts give sumis food so he is ok. Overall Zachary Shart gets a rating of 6/10.
“My Zachary Shart is so so lumpy”
<.7.9.7.6.>I Did Not Know SHopping Carts MEant "'Shart'"<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I Did Not Know SHopping Carts MEant "'Shart'"<.7.9.7.6.>
A person who is always being an asshole. A fuck boy. A waste of space.
“Quit being a shart loaf Brian, no one cares about how many bitches you got in your DM’s”
“At least I’m not a shart loaf like you”
When you think you've sharted so you pull down your pants and wipe your ass only to realize it's clean. That's a phantom shart.
Thought I shit myself, but it was a phantom shart.
That point at which your heading to bathroom and suddenly its lift off. Shit comes screaming out your butt like a 747 at lift off as you scramble to keep it under control.
Joberty was headed to bathroom and suddenly he rocket shart all over amena.
Similar to the shop vac, but used for vaccuming deershit on your patio....or cleaning up after a shart.
Hey, grab the shart-vac, we got a real mess to clean up!