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Scummy, rude people from the lower levels of British society.
The word originates from the term CHV, meaning Council House Vermin, circa 1991, Essex, UK.
“Those people off the estate are right CHV”
“I think they’re known as Chavs nowadays”
well, chavs are usual teens or young adults and are the sort of people you don’t want to mix with. they smoke, do drugs, skip school, fail school etc. boys tend to where shitty caps 24/7 an girls tend to wear tight jeans to show off they’re non existing ass (which they would stick out in photos) as well low cut tops to show off their tits, but not too low cut so you can’t see their push up bra. girls have these messy, floppy buns on the top of their head and decide to sing along to chavvy music in their fake designer tops with their drawn on eyebrows but no other make up on snapchat. boys seem to wear hoodies as well as their caps as mentioned before. all the chavs seem to speak like, ‘bruh, i’ll bang your out bruv. nah mate, don’t be getting rude. you’re bare snakey man. i’m getting vexed, lowe it bro. alow it. me an ma g’s will come shank u ousside maccies bruv. mums, mums i’ll do it.’
speaking of ‘maccies’ or ‘mcdonald’s’, they always seem to be hanging around outside but don’t actually have enough money to go in.
chav 1: “bruv, if i giv yu the last fag, u best mums it you’ll gimme on tomo bro.”
chav 2: “yeh yeh bruv, truss.”
chav 3: “ew look at that rags girl man, she’s bare dog bruv.”
These are a unique specimen who come in a variety of shapes and sizes. They think they are hard just because their dads are banged up and their sisters are knocked up. One of the most popular type of chav is the ‘white roadman’. These chavs tend to meet on street corners and shout swear words very loudly. They wear a wide range of clothing, usually Puma or Adidas tracksuits in neutral tones such as grey, black or navy. They always stink of weed and one in three is a dealer. Chavs are not very picky about their women, as long as the girl is willing to do anything. Chavs usually end up getting at least four girls pregnant but won’t have anything to do with it. They usually have around six brothers and sisters all with names like Keegan, Kian, Kai, Kaylee, Kayla and Kelsie. They all live in a council house with an abandoned shopping trolley outside by the door and their pit bull or staffy.
Some chav language:
Chav 1: wag1 g
Chav 2: my guy what u sayin
Chav 1: rahhh kelsie’s preggers again
Chav 2: Ahh bless, I can do her a deal on some weed
A chav is someone who likes to be like everyone else in the sense that they have the same fashion, manner and hair as them. Chavs are usually from the lower classes but can be found in middle class too. Often school children will turn into chavs when they try to be like the "cool kids" . Always getting detentions and never turning up to lessons .
She's such a chav, look at her bag.
Katie price is the definition. So sorry Katie’s you gotta live and if anybody thinks it natural I hate to break it to you luv- it’s not
Oh look it’s Katie price the chav
I love the way her eyebrows curdle her fake tan it screams chav
A complete nonce who thinks their fucking big and proper rebels well win actuality their retarded cunts who go to their local KFC smoking thinking they look cool but they look like my fucking older sister
Most Chavs are usually kids and those kids smoke shit tons of cigarettes I mean what has the UK become?
A Chav (masc.), or, Chavette (fem.) are a subculture of British youth living in big populous cities, but also seen up North. They mostly reside in council or dilapidating estates of sorts. This habitat is a factor of their rowdy and hooligan-like behaviour.
Appearance:
A chav will normally wear a tracksuit to show 'wealth' but they're fucking broke. The brand (Nike, Emporio Armani, Adidas) will almost always be fake as well. Sometimes, they wear bomber jackets to look like roadmen. Chavs smoke. Chavettes dress trashy too, with tight leather or spandex pants as if they're Posion or Ratt. They have fake eyelashes looking like feathers and their foundation is heavy. They wear short shiny puffer jackets and have visibly layered lip gloss, never lipstick. Their fake nails are as long as their husband's dick. The thickness of their mascara is normally indicative of their attitude. Father chavs will have flat caps and are sometimes bald + overweight. Mother chavs are like their daughters but visibly older and more haggard from smoking.
Employment:
Chavs claim council benefits. This is supposed to help them shop for food and necessities for their three stupid children but it does not. They are young since they are school or college dropouts.
BEWARE: A chav cannot be greeted in any way. A "hallo", "good afternoon" or even a closer (but still far) cry to their shit language- "alright mate?" will be responded to by a rude and unintelligible sound. In their friend groups, they normally shout loudly and drink cheap beer, lager or cider in cans. They also make gun shooting noises which is distinguishable from other 'words' by the prolonged 'a' vowel and 'k' consonant. "Skkkrrrpaap" or "braaaaap" (credit to blahwhat).
If you encounter a chav and they instigate a fight, tell them to get on their bikes and throw your drink at them. They will run after you so be prepared to either smoke them or dash. They might beat you and steal your bike if you try to cycle away so bring your buddies who can help you out.
Charley: walkin down the street and glances at Chav
Chav: Ay you fackin' wot blud pulls down pants
Charley: Runs
Chav: Yea piss off fam skrrraap pap fackin bellend WANKER!
Charley: *cries*