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A mental condition found in a subset of white conservatives characterized by delusions of persecution, unwarranted jealousy, complete disregard of their own hypocrisy, an oddly intense hatred for the state of California, or exaggerated self-importance especially about current political issues.
Examples of someone with White Conservative Paranoia (or WCP) may include but is not limited to:
“Conservatives today are the modern day Jew. We will be rounded up and killed. I’ve read Mein Kampf.”(delusions of persecution).
“CALIFORNIA SUCKS AND I LIVE IN THE BETTER STATE OF ALABAMA.”(Unwarranted jealousy and odd hatred for California)
“All the damn liberals are taking my hard earned tax dollars and giving them to the poor and lazy!” (This is being said while receiving unemployment checks and/or other forms of welfare) (disregard of their own hypocrisy)
“There’s no way I’m getting an experimental vaccine so the government can inject me with a GPS tracker and control me!” (Exaggeration of self-importance)
The need to repeatedly express on social media their fear of being persecuted and why they can’t understand how no one else sees their Holocaust is about to occur.
Disclaimer* although WCP is found in a minority of white conservatives, those with this condition are the most vocal.
We wish all those with this condition a speedy recovery.
Jerry is in constant fear of his life because he believes the government is trying to make him infertile through the radiation emitted from cell phone towers developed by the communists in California. He has a severe case of White Conservative Paranoia (or WCP).
White ass = my brother
Or someone who is Asian but doesn't like the culture, nor the food and doesn't say they are Asian but use the slur and say the N word and who also thinks if you like kpop or wanna learn a language in Asia or you have a pfp which isn't real you are a weeb
Yeah my brother is a white ass
the continuous flu where your pockets are always Broke.
wuttup dawg, i wanna go to the brassmunk concert but i got the "white flava", lend me 10 bones please?
friend: get a job chump... leave me alone.. had a hard day at WORK today... going to take a nap =P
The combination of black and white paint splatter on pink fingernails. Often found at Susannah Manor
Oh look girl it’s my black white Pink Bits
Standard White Boy Edition (adj.) is a term used to describe a very average sized penis on a white man.
Typically ranging anywhere from 4-5.5 inches in length and maybe 0.35 - 0.5inches in girth. 5.5:0.5 being the peak of a SWBE.. though there have been some cases reaching 5.75” with slightly more girth.
A very average penis such as this typically comes on a very average white man. Typically passed down from an average white Father’s Genetics.
Example 1 :
Woman : I’m so excited to finally feel you tonight..
Man : Yeah, I’ve been looking forward to it myself..
Woman : I know you’re gonna rock me with that big ol’ dick..
Man : I mean - I might have a Standard White Boy Edition.. but I definitely know how to use it..
Example 2 :
Man 1 : Bro you are always fuckin’ bitches.. you must be rockin’ a massive hog down there!!
Man 2 : Nah.. Dad blessed me with a Standard White Boy Edition.. but it gets the job done..
When someone busts a nut in your ear.
I gave my girl a white willy when she looked away at the last second.
The white Willy is when two people get in to bed and one proceeds to give the other one a hand job and right as he’s going to cum the other person puts there mouth to the penis and starts giving a blow job.
Person 1: “dude Stacey gave me the weirdest blow job”
Person 2: “let me guess, the white Willy.”
Person 1: “yea how did you know?”