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After a long night of drinking hard liquer, you fail to remember anything...you wake up with a used condom on your chest and a dirty slut laying next to with no knowledge of anything happening
" Shit,I woke up with this heifer laying next to me and my dick half in her...what happened last night, I think I had black out sex???
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When your balls get stuck to your thigh and you have to do that awkward walking to get them unstuck
Person 1. "Dude the worst thing happened to me."
Person 2. "Wait what happened"
Person 1. "I was at the mall and had to do the ol' sex offender shuffle"
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having great sex in the cut of any mammal(including humans and octopuses)
Side Note: Anthony is gay for reading this
That octopus gave me good boo boo sex
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A negative name for the Sex Box 360. I give it this name because it is inferior to the PS3 and sadly to the Nintendo Revolution. Also people partake in this silly machine because they are all followers who can't think for themselves.
Corey:" Yo Jay that Sex Box 360 was such a waste of money dude. I mean cmon look inside I took a crap in it."
Jay:" Well for the crap... I already consumed that and now I am going to kill myself with Tapioka pudding for my sin of purchasing the Sex Box!"
Corey:" Cool! Can I watch?!"
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n. (Seh-ehcks deet-ehcktohr guhnn) 1. Used by the Jesus Patrol to find traces of sex, in spots wear Jesus most recently had or used sex.
"I've got Sex Levels at an all time high"
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Somone who gets excited on teh thought of sexual intercoarse.
omg sex ""positions omg"" are so cool
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What you do to your girlfriend while she is sleep everytime yall are together without her consent.
"Beautiful, its just sleep sex. Its not that bad!"
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