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That's the last time I date a body-builder! All those big muscles but a cock like a mouse's ear!
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1:When you want your friend to leave you alone cus hes all over ur nuts
2:Becomes one of the most annoying,yet catchy phrases
Bob: Billy, Billy, wait for me, i want your nuts in my mouth!!
Billy: Yo.... Chill off my cock bro
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What most white girls dream of getting in their mouths and pussies.
What did you wish for at the fountain?
Nine inches of spunking black cock.
Dirty bitch.
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Preschool slang for taking human feces and or “pee pee” and hazing other kids by taking said “pee pee” and clapping it all other them.
The class of kids ham-clapping pee pee cocked the poor shy kid.
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A total gagging whore who gets blasted in the face by anyone who will let her suck their dick. Typically has no self esteem and has had so many dicks in her that she is the lowest point of the evolution chain. Also has a sister who is the same, but acts like a princess. Also has Oprah arms.
Guy 1 "Boy, that Pam C. of Hampstead Maryland is a Squam Cum Blasted cock gobbler. She blew like 12 dudes last week."
Guy 2 "Oh and her sister took my load on her face just an hour ago."
Guy 1 "Mine too"
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When you get a surprise handjob from your lesbian cousin.
Fuck man I feel gross. I was walking by then bam, she gave me The Crooked Cousin Cock Grab.
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A man's sweet, fat, and juicy penis. Usually over 8 inches, pretty average if you ask me.
I had Johnny Feng Wu,s sweet fat juicy cock
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