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Chiefs fans after the Super Bowl are drinking out of their “Eagles’ tears” cups…little do they know they are drinking semen
Synonyms include: sperm, spermatoza, cum, jizz, jism, spunk, man-aize, nut (i.e. busting a nut), load, etc.
Ha ha ha, those libs can drink my Maga tears!
When Donald Trump wins the election the left is going to have to drown their sorrows in my Maga tears.
Tears of satisfaction following the act of ejaculating in one's trousers. Most likely occurring with very little sexual stimulus.
He was so turned on my himself he was covered in pants tears.
When you start to cry, and the tears become so abundant that the tears become acid, like acid rain, and they start to burn your face, and then they eventually burn your face off, and you die.
Tonya - Ms. Patty!, why is this funeral a closed casket, and not an open casket
Patty - Tonya, I thought we already told you, Simon had death tears and, they couldn't repair his face.
When you are shaving your pubes with a razor blade and accidentally cut the skin under the penis shaft where is connects to the top of ball sack
Get me some liquid bandage, I just caused a tift tear
When your cry out of depression. You're a depression tear.
"Nathan is a depression tear"
"Yea he's always crying"
your girl js came nd it rolled down her thighs.
x: insert shirtless pic
y: there's a tear rolling down my thigh