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2 non-English speaking hispanic guys yelling at one another while running alongside a dead car with it's hazard lights on in nuetral that is being physically pushed down the road by a pickup truck that is directly behind it ramming the bumper like a Tiajuana hooker.
Javier forgot to fill up before we left, so we had to Mexican Tow Truck it all the way back home.
Truck stop floss: a pubic hair found in a urinal.
These contractors keep leaving truck stop floss in the urinals.
1. The action by which an item (primarily electronics) becomes stock at a store.
2. A term associated with mob franchises and the fencing of stolen goods.
"So Bob, how can you afford a plasma screen tv, with you being out of work and all?"
"I picked it up cheap from a guy who said it fell off the back of a truck."
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When a girl has fucked up legs that look like they've been run over by a dump truck.
Bygz: Yo, man I slayed this chick last night.
Tariq: Was she hot?
Bygz: Yeah, but she had dump truck legs.
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A person of a certain gender using the opposite sex restroom.
'Bro, I was going for a pee, and this girl came out of the men's bathroom, such a Truck Stop Guzzler! '
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a girl one might fuck for purely utilitarian reasons. i.e. fat and nasty, but willing.
Scott rationalized sleeping with that Rusty Dump Truck the other night because let's face it, it was late and he hadn't been laid in like a year. There was also Jägermeister involved.
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The woman lays on her back while you start shitting on her torso. Next, you proceed to scoot backwards to her face while saying, "beep beep beep" until you finally rest your ass hole on her mouth. This act should only be reserved for holidays or anniversary's.
"Susie will be pleasantly surprised that in her stocking this Christmas is a gift certificate for one free Pittsburgh Dump Truck."
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