tear checking

Traditionally, convicts or other thugs will get a tear-shaped tattoo under one eye to show that they have killed somebody. Tear checking is the act of testing the hardness of one with a tear-shaped tattoo to determine if they're actually just a bitch.

After tear checking the nigga from Tier 3, the new convict was rushed to the infirmary with life-threatening injuries.

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Touch Check

The act of reaching around to your ass and pushing your pants/underwear into your crack after a questionable or wet fart. If your clothing sticks, its time to get somewhere and clean up. If it falls away without sticking, you are safe to proceed.

Dude that sounded wet, you better touch check before we get too far from a bathroom.

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check the rearview

A warning that someone is after your job, i.e. corporate sabotage.

Someone in HR fed me wack digits on that last progress report, I better check the rearview and see who be cravin' corner.

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Spot check

Wiping the ass of a woman with damp toilet paper when she is bent over ready to have sex from behind to see if her ass is clean

Bro! I spot checked that bitch; her ass was chocked full of shit

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Pope Check

a term said to say "check behind you for adults that will yell at you for swearing!!!" really fast

Person 1: "Hey dude, ya i totally kicked this guys a..."
Person 2:"POPE CHECK!!!"
Security Guard at Person 1 and 2's school: "Hey, what did you kick, Person 1?"
Person 1: "His apple, we were playing soccer and we couldn't find a ball, so we used an apple."
Security guard: "OK...?"
Person 1: "Thanks dude. Anyway, I totally kicked this guy's ass yesterday."

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fade check

When you smack the back of someone's head after they have received a fresh fade.

Jerry: Damn David "FADE CHECK" *SMACKKKK

David: bro wtf I got this fade three days ago

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Cunt Check

Female equivalent of a ball tap.

Also known as: twat swat.

*hits cunt*

"OUCh! why the hell did you cunt check me?!"

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