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Someone you want to sit on long term, potentially in an explicit way. Often confused with life coach, much more boring
Hey you’re my life couch, can i sit on you
Your therapist/psychiatrist's office
Why does going to Freud's couch cost so much? :(. No wonder some people have a negative relationship with their shrink.
when smoking an indica weed that leaves you feeling tempted to not move from a couch/bed with the exception of grabbing munchies.
Stoner 1: Hey man, you wanna go play hacky sack or something?
Stoner 2; No man, i just smoked some real couch grabber. Hey grab me some chips, would ya?
A “couch” is a seat, that’s all.
John: Why do you need a couch?
Mick: To be sad.
A place where your dad loses his spare change and wallet sometimes if your lucky.
Bob: Hey Kelly I need some money can you make a distraction while I go check inside the couch?
Kelly: Ok.
Bob: Oh cool dads wallet is here were gonna buy so many diabetes.
(Possibly older urban slang) It’s what you put on top of a scoop of ice cream or a sundae, indiscernible from what can be found from reaching under the cushions of a couch, scooping up what you can, and sprinkling it on top of said frozen treat.
Girl let’s go to the Tasty Freeze...I want me a BIG ASS bowl of soft serve chocolate with couch.