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The Friday before Memorial Day when employees who are too lame to take a vacation day, pretend they are really working.
Said employees are actually passing the time catching up on their favorite tv shows online, organizing the apps on their iPhone, purging their Facebook friend list, counting how many staples fit in the stapler, taking a 2 hour lunch, etc.
Anna: "I'm going to go grab a quick lunch and eat at my desk, do you want me to get you anything?"
Max: "No thanks, I'm going to go check out the new Harry Potter movie at lunch."
Anna: "We have a huge project due next week, aren't you working on it?"
Max: "Nope. It's Fake Work Friday."
Anna: "Cool, I'll come with."
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This is not a physical club people can join. A person gains membership when he or she chooses not to leave their house and sits at home. Various activities the club members take in are solitary pizza eating, ice cream shoveling,crying to a soap, drinking the lonesome night away, and watching pornos and imagining what they COULD be doing on a friday night but cannot due to living up to the club.
While Billy's friends decided to go to Jerry's house to party, he was in The Friday Night Club for a night all to himself.
When girls get slapped in the butt by guys. Every Friday it is scheduled. A day when people can slap other people's butts. Girls can slap guys' butts too. Some people do enjoy this day. But it must be very painful for some girls, though.
Today, I noticed it was Slap Ass Friday. I spotted my crush of three years. And As I walked down the hall, I spotted him. Then, I passed by and I quickly slapped his bum with hard, heavy pressure. I could tell he enjoyed it because of his huge smile. It was great pleasure to do that. He blushed as I gave a wink and ran off cafeteria.
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1. A kick-ass 1990 social commentary book detailing a typical football season for the Permian High School Panthers of Odessa, Texas.
2. A mediocre 2004 movie filled with factual errors, yet still loved for its "realism".
3. What? NBC hasn't filed for Chapter 11 yet?
1. My English teacher didn't let me read Friday Night Lights in high school because it was full of Boobie.
2. Hell no, I don't wanna watch Friday Night Lights. They left out half the damn book.
3. Congratulations, Friday Night Lights. You just saved a television network.
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Peanut butter friday is when you have some "fun" with some peanut butter on any friday, no other days just friday.
Are you guys ready for peanut butter friday, its going to be so fun!
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A Full Send Friday is the pinnacle of all Fridays.
All Full Send Friday's must begin with an inaugural shotgun. All participants who shall be Full Sending must shotgun a beer in 3 seconds or less. Activities include being belligerent, drinking for over 5 hours straight and getting the cops called on you.
Recommended drinks include 9Loko, Kentucky Gentleman and of course some Steel Reserve 40s.
Guy 1: I fucking hate my life bro. My girlfriend left me and I lost my job.
Guy 2: Shit bro, good thing it's Thursday.
Guy 1: Wait does that mean tomorrow's a Full Send Friday?
Guy 2: Well it sure as hell ain't some Quarter Send Friday!
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The act of defecating in a toilet at the office late Friday night and letting it stew over the weekend for one's colleagues enjoyment on Monday morning.
Dan dropped the brief on his partner's desk and a Friday Night Special in stall #3 before leaving work last night at 10pm.
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