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Life Police

Self appointed individuals who singlehandedly feel they can uphold the rules of life, and never miss an opportunity to inform others what they are doing wrong. Accusations made by the Life Police can highlight de facto, de jure, fashion, etiquette, diet, registration of cars, paying of taxes, morals, and general rule-following faults of their prey. These claims are usually pointlessly brought about at the most inconvenient time, often leaving the accused with only further hatred for the accuser.

Note: Not to be confused with Nazis, the fashion police, and bitches, as the Life Police have no known ideology or reasoning - only idiocy.

*after riding your bike very fast down a steep hill, you reach the bottom only to find a member of the life police*
"You shouldn't ride your bike that fast! I ride a bike everyday and it's not safe, plus you need a helmet!"

*cutting tomatoes for a dinner with your girlfriend and your roommate walks in*
"You're cutting up those tomatoes wrong you dipshit, you're supposed to cut them LATERALLY."

*your mother-in-law comes over for dinner and sees your truck parked in the driveway with expired tabs*
"I hope you're not driving that truck, that's illegal. You could get into a lot of trouble if you don't register that."

*telling your buddies about the 3 month old pair of jeans you returned*
"dude, that's fucked up. i had people come into my job and do that, it's immoral."

*taking a trip to Nevada*
"It's pronounced Nevada, not Nevada."

by Keelahsai August 6, 2009


Life jam

1.(v) hitting an opponent with the gold burst mechanic in famous 2D fighting game series Guilty gear, usually using an overly specific method.

2.(n) The inventor of the life jam technique

1. KV - "How dare you life jam me"

Sajam - "I had to, had to be done"
2. Sajam - "I hate you life jam you know that, absolute fucking sicko"

by Death curry December 3, 2021


Life's a glitch

Life's a glitch is an alternative to Life's a beach and Life's a glitch sounds closer to Life's a bitch than Life's a beach does.

Steve: *Drinking from Life's a Beach mug.

Steve: Life's a Beach!

Stan: Boring!

Tyler: *Drinks from Life's a glitch mug.

Tyler: Life's a glitch!

Stan: *laughs.

Stan: hahaha haha! Now that's funny!

by CynderFanclub February 12, 2023


LIFE IN HD

when you eat or snort adderall for recreational use.

We had a long week of work, so inorder to stay up to gamble in Atlantic City we had to switch to life in hd....

by FRAKNESS November 4, 2009

49πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


life 360

The absolute gayest thing on the earth. If you have this app delete it now because your parents are in fact tracking you then they catch you vaping smoking weed smashing etc

Dang dude my mommy just put the gay ass life 360 on my phone. Man thats so life 360 dude.

by 1234567890mild lover October 2, 2018

50πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


The meaning of life

The meaning of life is a subjective question perhaps. The answer may vary from person to person to aardvark to flower.
How you live your life as a sentient being is perhaps more relevant than what purpose does life itself serve.

There are few guarantees in life and to assume that any answer to any question is correct is arrogant folly.
β€œThe only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing” – Socrates

However everyone is entitled to an opinion. Here is mine…

The meaning of life is.... life

Life is the most amazing thing; it is something that we take for granted because we do not know any better.

If we could understand just how surreal the whole concept of life is - we would surely implode or just fade away into insanity.

Hold your hand up in front of your face, wiggle your fingers - do you understand how beautiful, bizarre and amazing the whole concept is?

Take a walk outside look at anything, listen to everything, touch something, smell the soil, taste the air - these are not things you should be able to do - you should not exist.

Life is not something that should exist; it does not make sense, it cannot be explained rationally.

Life is enjoyed in the simplicity, the natural beauty of nature and emotion

Life is hard, life is oh so painful.

But... life is beautiful; without life there is no love.

Without love there is nothing.

Therefore the meaning of life is life, because without life there is no love

Love is all - cant you feel it?

Tuesday 12/01/2010

by sandy28 January 12, 2010

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Second Life

An unstable, unsecured virtual real time chat platform/medium, that claims no responsibility for anything, brought to you by the creator of an internet video conferencing sofeware, which was later acquired by RealNetworks. Players are generally in their 20s or 40s'
Where one (as a predator or victim) can waste lots of real time and monies w/ delusions of reliving a bettered remembered "glory days" as any sex or creature or thing, killing time w/ desperate housewives, retirees, drunks, the mentally ill and different dregs of ppls on Government Assistance, validating their time playing by creating crap or on sexual conquests, while they avoid their real life (aka 1st life) waiting for their 3rd life (aka death).
Recent media attention, I.R.S., pedophilia, hacked accounts, constant kiddie scripted disruptions.

Second Life "Come for the hoes, stay for the lolz!"
Second Life "I hang on Second Life waiting for WOW to finish their maintenance."
Second Life "Where PS/coding skills make you are God!"
Second Life "The internet's' final frontier for your rents!"
Second Life "One word, lag!"

by pebo June 12, 2008

1420πŸ‘ 227πŸ‘Ž