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A sport is someone who goes around smelling kids bicycle seats
Look at that sport over there sniffing that huffy.
A saying, to put it in Phillip DeFranco's own words, used as a statement to say "I don't get what the hell is going on, but yay sports!!"
Crowd at a football (either American or European) game:*Cheering*
Me: I don't know how this game works but my game is supierior and can get those ponta better than your team! Sports!!
WHAT YOURE NOT DOING RIGHT NOW!! GO OUTSIDE AND DO SOMETHING!!!
Hey. I think I'll play sports. Wanna join ?
Sports nap: sporty sexual activity in bed, then take a nap afterwards. Fun activities in bed, then nap. Meaning of wanting sex and then a nap.
A difficult, high pressure activity, often under time constraint, with potentially catastrophic effects if it goes even slightly wrong. Examples include: Doing your homework as the teacher is collecting it, trying to fairly split food with your sibling, and deciding among 15 other students who shares with who when there are only 7 bed-like surfaces in your assigned cabin.
Friend 1: Oh, did your mom question you about why we needed the gasoline?
Friend 2: Yeah, that discussion was an extreme sport alright, you don’t want to know!
1) Doing homework before class.
2) Doing homework when the teacher is collecting homeworks.
This IS extreme sport
I want an Olympic medal