Danger noodle

The HIV infested penis of Magic Johnson

I would totally have sex with retired NBA player Magic Johnson if it weren’t for his danger noodle

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Rice Noodle

a Penis of Asian ancestry which is too small to suck or fuck

"Rosha get some!" Says Eric.
"No, you fucking rice noodle!" Rosha screams.
"What do you mean?" Eric says confused.
"You're a rice noodle bruh, sorry." Will explains.

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Spanking the noodle

Spanking the noodle is an another term for masturbating or jacking off.

DAMN! "I just spanked my noodle Jimbo". Spanking the noodle is an another term for masturbating or jacking off.

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spaghetti noodle

AJ Susemichael

Omg that spaghetti noodle is literally the weirdest rat i’ve ever met

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Noodle Raper

A random phrase to say when everyone is quiet or bored in a classroom. Usually gets laughs.

You: Noodle Rapers!
Classmates: (laughing)

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wang noodle

a mans penis: long and thin... doesnt do very much (can only reach a semi nob on)

'i met this guy last night... he had a total wang noodle'

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Noodle Leg

Noodle leg refers to a "noodle" in the swimming pool, where you would put it between your legs, like a penis. A penis with very long length but very minimal girth.

Also refers to a long needle dick, thin dick, pencil dick, wire dick etc.

yo baby tyrone, you got a noodle leg man, are you lacking girth dawg?

With the noodle leg! (Do it, do it, do it!)
Now do the noodle legs! (Snap!)
Now do the noodle legs! (Yeah!)
Now can you give me seizures while I'm bustin' a nut?"
(I love tha pussy - Alpa Chino)

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