Danger noodle

The HIV infested penis of Magic Johnson

I would totally have sex with retired NBA player Magic Johnson if it weren’t for his danger noodle

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Singapore Noodles

When you are heading down south to eat out a girl, pull her panties down and find a greasy hot mess of thick noodle like jungle bush that smells of garlic, chili, and chives.

Bro, you took that chick josephine home last night, did you eat it good?

Nah, she only had Singapore Noodles on the menu and they smelled rank.

AH FUCK THATS GROSS. You should have just ate her ass instead.

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Spanking the noodle

Spanking the noodle is an another term for masturbating or jacking off.

DAMN! "I just spanked my noodle Jimbo". Spanking the noodle is an another term for masturbating or jacking off.

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spaghetti noodle

AJ Susemichael

Omg that spaghetti noodle is literally the weirdest rat i’ve ever met

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wang noodle

a mans penis: long and thin... doesnt do very much (can only reach a semi nob on)

'i met this guy last night... he had a total wang noodle'

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Noodle Raper

A random phrase to say when everyone is quiet or bored in a classroom. Usually gets laughs.

You: Noodle Rapers!
Classmates: (laughing)

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Noodle Leg

Noodle leg refers to a "noodle" in the swimming pool, where you would put it between your legs, like a penis. A penis with very long length but very minimal girth.

Also refers to a long needle dick, thin dick, pencil dick, wire dick etc.

yo baby tyrone, you got a noodle leg man, are you lacking girth dawg?

With the noodle leg! (Do it, do it, do it!)
Now do the noodle legs! (Snap!)
Now do the noodle legs! (Yeah!)
Now can you give me seizures while I'm bustin' a nut?"
(I love tha pussy - Alpa Chino)

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