Only on days of the week that end in “y”.

Only on days of the week that end in “y”… a saying that just actually means “every frikin’ day”.

Example #1

Question: Do you drink often?

Answer: Only on days of the week that end in “y”.

Example #2

Question: Do you use drugs?
Answer: Only on days of the week that end in “y”.

X Called, they want their Y Back

This phrase is a derogatory saying that usually denounces someone's style in something. "X" is usually replaced with a time period whom the person's style reflects. "Y" is replaced with the item being made fun of or denounced.

Another permutation of this saying is more common on imageboards, messageboards, and forums. china called...

Examples of X Called, they want their Y Back...

Hey, Justin Bieber called, he wants his singing skills back.
Hey, the 1970s called, they want their clothing back
Hey, Elvis called, he wants his hair back

P-O-D-D-Y

A fake, fictional, phoney-bologna song, sung to the tune of the campfire song, "B-I-N-G-O".

♪ There was a john that had a name and Poddy was its name-o! ♪
♪ P-O-D-D-Y ♪
♪ P-O-D-D-Y ♪
♪ P-O-D-D-Y ♪
♪ And Poddy was its name-o! ♪

Able Directions Y E E

A better way to say "anyways"

-guy 1: and thats the last time i saw my father.
(Awkward silence)
-guy 2: Able directions Y E E, ur fat.

yeet yeet y skeet skeet

a saying created on january 22,2019. she was then told by her bio teacher (mr. gonzalez) not to say that bc she didn’t know what “skeet” meant. she continued to use the saying. feel free to adopt this saying:)

batma(n): have you guys seen captain america’s/ jon snows butt?
Amanda: YEET YEET Y SKEET SKEET

y u makin soup

The term used to when you make soup and someone comes and ask the fuck why you are making soup at 12:00 midnight.

It’s 12:00 at night. y u makin soup?

Y/N x Dabi

hi.. it's me.. y/n.. i'm not your typical white girl.. i'm.. sorb3t.. Strawberry, BLUBERRY! mina no aido wa?? BERRY-CHWAN!! :3

"Hey I can be the bweuberrie to ur sterawberie" I look behind and I saw.. dabi-kun.. "NEE?? nande?? dabi-san?" he looks into my eyes and smiles "hai, daijobudeska?" I blush, my whole face turns red. "You really look like a strawberry now ;)" I blush again I look away "your as hot as a strawberry with tomato sauce on it gurl" dabi kun smiles away at compliment "hey todorochi-kun" HUH?? Is that.. the cute todorki sama?? todorochi approaches me "hai ;-;" "i heard your in debt". I begin to cry as I know what hes doing. "let me pay your debt pls O-o". I start to cry even more because I have been rasing my 10 kids by myself. As i cry i fall into todorochis arms. dabi gets jelous " GET OFF MY GIRL B***** YOUR JS A STUDID little emo gurl" dabi punchese toddorochi away as he begins to growl and his eyes turn red "im going to use my power on you" DABI NUU!! BDABI SAMA!! ur gonna get hurt! "I am going to do this for you, baby." he winks and punches todoroki with his flame quirk "ah" todorki cried "NOOOO todosama" grr... "THIS IS WHY DAD DISOWNED YOU" omg! todosama dont say that! "grrr....." his eyes turned red and growled like alpha.. "THERES A REASON WHY YOUR MOM IS IN A MENTAL ASYLUM" OMG!! "NO WAY YOU JUST SAID THAT! TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW" todoroki said.

Todoroki and dabi leaned in for a kiss

OMG!! no spoiler sorry cliffhanger

open ending

Person 1: "hey have you seen that AMAZING Y/N x Dabi fanfic?"
Person 2: "Yeah it's AMAZING!"