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a taco you eat in the bathroom
skott: where should i eat my taco
grace: in the bathroom its a toilet taco
Toilet-Brother definition
A brother (and/or sibling, i.e. toilet sister toilet sibling) who only shows up to visit when their sibling, friend or loved one during times when the lives of the sibling they are visiting is being flushed down the toilet.
This moniker applies to the visiting sibling regardless of whether their visit is to revel in the misfortune of the sibling they are visiting or if they are visiting to provide real support, if the visiting sibling only visits during times when the life of the sibling they are visiting is being flushed down the toiletof existence.
Toilet-Brother
James is a toilet-brother because he only visits me when my life is fucked up beyond all recognition.
The act of taking a shit on an automatic flushing toilet and the toilet suddenly flushes while you are still in process of pooing. The fecal matter will be forcefully thrusted back into your anal cavity. This is one of the most traumatic experiences, especially if it occurs at work. Many people experience POO-TSD (See POO-TSD) in the coming years.
Mike: Yo dude I took a nasty shit last night. Shit smelled like rotten eggs and dirty grundul.
Stoney: Bro at least you didn’t experience toilet sodomy yesterday. Shit happened to me out of nowhere. Took me like a half hour to clean myself up.
Don’t matter if it’s snapchat or texting it’s still toilet texting.
You’re totally toilet texting me!
Involuntary verbal expressions of an intense nature made during a bowel evacuation of an equally intense nature.
“What’s Wrong?”
“FUCK,SHIT,CHIlI”.
“Ah Toilet Tourettes”
When you use/break-in/shid in a brand new toilet, such as after a bathroom remodel
Search 'christen a watercraft' on the net
Mom: "The remodeler just finished the bathroom please wait 24 hours for the caulk to cure"
Me: "dammit can't wait to christen the toilet"
The act of leaning forward whilst taking a shit that comes out in ball-shaped projectiles which tend to splash toilet water forcefully upward at one's scrotum and into one's anus; leaning forward to avoid such a splash.
friend: "Why the hell is there toilet water all over the floor?"
man: "Oh... had to do a toilet lean. My taint was getting soaked."