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I just took a massive harry white, look out for floaties
a jaylon who isnt black and for the most part has white girls falling head over heels for him
Suzy: omg! is that THE WHITE JAYLON. i didnt know they existed anymore
Alex: but isnt he hot
When a white girl will only date white guys.
“Did you hear Sarah is dating Treyvon?”
“That’s crazy I thought she had White Girl Bias”
White Mutt: noun: a white person that is from so many places you don't know where all they're from without from without an ancestry test. they will often tell you the exact percentages they get on any ancestry test they may get.
friend 1: I'm 20% German, 10% Irish, 2% Polish, 1% Scottish, .01% Jewish, 40% Scandinavian, 20% icelandic, but the reason I tan is because I'm 0.0002% Cherokee princess.
friend 2: girl. shut up. ur just a white mutt.
A man in a 5,000 dollar 3 piece suit in an executive suite pleasuring himself with a roll of 100 dollar Bill's. Often to classical music and expensive alcoholic spirits.
Television censors had a hard time telling the difference between the new Rolex advertisement and white collar porn.
Just the feeling like the world is against you and you've had the roughest life and no one likes you.
When someone talks to you like you talk to them and you never expect them to talk to you like that because you're a white guy then you're most definitely "white guying"
Cables for apple products.
See that kid over there? He only uses white wires!