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When a man put his sausage between a woman's roast beef curtains and her buns, and then leaves a nice squirt of ranch dressing or mayo for the girl.
The bitch was hungry, so I gave that ho a club sandwich!
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The Safeway supermarket on Market & Church streets in San Francisco, near the Castro district. The food shopping venue of choice for many fashionable young men. Bring your best threads and cutest French Bulldog!
Broseph: Dude I was at Club Safeway just trying to shop when I got the hairy eyeball from all these guys!
Brohammed: What section were you in?
Broseph: Produce, I was buying bananas
Brohammed: Well no wonder! At least you weren't peeling cucumbers!
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n. 21th century. Strip Club. A place where women take off cloths for money.
Guy 1: He I got 50 extra dollers, lets go spend it at the Whore Club!
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n. an organization dealing with the writing and production of plays
characterized by:
-people wearing scarves indoors
-hats, esp. berets or top hats
-over enthusiasm
-hyperactivity
-unwarranted singing
-unwarranted dancing
-unwarranted friendliness/familiarity (imagine obtrusive, annoying puppy)
-bounce
-COMPETITION
-"individuals"
-the word "random"
-random humor
-sexual humor
-Hitler jokes
-excessive in jokes, often combinations of the above
-emphasis of everything: EVERYTHING IS IMPORTANT
-musical prejudice, i.e. "rap is crap!"
-Regina Spektor fans (males/females)
-Led Zeppelin fans (males)
-anarchy
-political anarchists and experimental anarchists (aka teenagers attempting eccentricity, see below)
-homosexuals and experimental homosexuals (aka heteros attempting eccentricity, see below)
-vegetarians and experimental vegetarians (aka omnivores attempting eccentricity, see below)
-Buddhists and experimental Buddhists (aka lapsed Christians attempting originality, see below)
-atheists
-crying
-losers suddenly having friends
-cocky losers
-Trekkies
-High School Musical fans, naturally
-pretentious types who were totally moved by the Odyssey/Les Miserables/Scooby Doo, and therefore should totally get the part
-forced eccentricity, because it makes one so totally original, just like every other "eccentric" theater fag, so one has to be eccentric to fit in. (see irony)
-uninformed, ignorant political discussions
-uninformed, ignorant philosophical discussions
-everyday speech with high-brow vocabulary words interjected, i.e., "don't you LOVE- just like- wait- just, ELEEMOSYNARY, and then i was like, oh. and it was just so random, and yeah", because theater fags are such "intelligent*", eloquent speakers
-everyday speech with foreign words or phrases interjected, see above
-love**
-hugs***
*because, of course, we never say "smart", because that is too common and not eccentric and original enough for drama club. ergo, we say "intelligent", and use latin phrases such as "ergo".
**no one "likes" anything in drama club. like is an interjection. so like, we say "love", instead! like, "don't you just LOVE Regina Spektor?" "I uber LOVE HER because like, she is so original INTELLIGENT and totally isn't shit at singing, no way! rap is crap!" like isn't a strong enough word. so we have to say "Love", and add "uber" for even MORE emphasis, because "super" isn't like, foreign!
***we don't greet each other any other way!
hate is a strong word. i hate drama club.
i'd quit but i paid $100 to join, and they don't do refunds.
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A large group of losers that sing old famous tunes,there are 8 rules
#1 - The first rule of Glee club is, you do not talk about Glee Club.
#2 - The second rule of Glee Club is, you DO NOT talk about Glee Club.
#3 - If someone stops singing, goes limp, losses pitch, the song is over.
#4 -One group to a song
#5 - One song at a time.
#6 - No Jeans, no hats.
#7 - Songs will go on as long as they have to.
#8 - If this is your first night of Glee Club, you have to sing a solo
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when hoes wear ridiculous heels, drink too much, and have more than moderate difficulty walking, usually resulting in unsightly blisters and lacerations to the cankles and feet
Poor girl, she ain't been able to walk right since last weekend on account of club foot.
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when you spread ur butt cheeks and close them on some1's nose and then fart causing their nose to rattle
john loves them turkey clubs he often tells me its the peak of his day
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