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A common phrase said by Americans in an attempt to offend Canadians. Must be pretty fucking embarrassing to be wearing a hat that's bigger than you.
American - Canada - America's Hat
Canadian - You dumb ass why the fuck are you wearing a hat that's bigger than you
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When referring to the USA, it refers to a country that supports intellectual terrorism with it's anti-circumvention laws, region locks, RIAA, MPAA, ESA, corporate double-dipping, charging for a television broadcast ,software patents, and the shutting down of merchants that sell mod chips.
The only freedom of religion in the USA is freedom from religion.
Bush sends his own kind to die in a war for oil--if you happen to be an atheist, you are allowed to think that it's a 'my god can beat up your god' war.
The tax code is the most complicated of any industrialized nation.
The USA is the place where unborn children go to die against their will.
Like a heroin addict looking for his next fix, the USA has to start wars with other countries.
Do-gooders force their ways on others to eliminate violence/profanity in the fantasy world.
You can sodomize your husband, but it's illegal to have another wife to hug.
Hate crimes towards immigrants.
The war on drugs...need I say more?
Friends don't let friends limit their freedom in the United States Of America.
A Christian in the United States Of America is treated like a shedding cat in a room full of people allergic to cats.
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i think this says it all
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLzo9pOXa-s&feature=related
i dont like tea
england vs america
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A nation consisting of 98% intellegent, decent, hard working individuals who are easy to work with or talk to and make pleasant company. Unfortunately, 2% are ethnocentric, racist, and very loud, thereby giving a huge black eye to the balance of the polulation. The second largest country by land mass in the western hemisphere. Currently being repeatedly humilated by the lies and corrupt practices of thier leadership.
I like the United States of America, but I wouldn't want to live there.
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Soka University is a four-year liberal-arts college and graduate school in Aliso Viejo, CA. Half of the students are from the US and half from 40 other countries. SUA is founded upon peace, human rights and the sanctity of life and every student studies abroad for a semester -- it's a requirement for graduation.
SUA fosters "global citizens dedicated to living a contributive life." www.soka.edu
Soka University of America -- One mile from the Pacific Ocean and on the way to making a difference.
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The winner every year of the Miss prostitute America pageant from contestants from each state. they have to be under 25 and a working prostitute. Started to improve the image of prostitutes.
How got to be Miss prostitute America this year?
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A very lazy country, hates hard work, unlike the Soviet Union. That's why they steal innocent people from Liberia and use them as slaves.
Teacher: What's the Confederate States of America?
Me: A very lazy country
Teacher: Correct!
Class: laughs because they are proud to be in the Union
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