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A beard that is godly, connected, lengthy and not patchy.
That guy has such a mufasa beard
a '90s-style stubble beard popularized by the Party of Five character Charlie Salinger
Hey man, screw growing a moustache in Movember... I'm bringing back the Charlie Beard!
Grown facial hair that is attached to the face through follicles in the skin found mostly in most male homo sapiens. Not much different than a Beard, the Beard-Mask is instead used for reasons classically inconsistent with historical practices such as; protecting the face from harsh elements, religious practices, being unable to shave from lack of resources, and mere preference. Instead, a Beard-Mask is grown to cover any number of jarring inconsistencies to the face or emotional well-being of its wearer. These reasons include: Covering the ravages of pubescent acne scars. Physical deformation of the face or neck. Having a baby-face, or youthfully juvenile appearance. Double Chin. Perceived Unattractiveness. Overall Unattractiveness. Low/ Non-Existent self-esteem.
Matt definitely wears that creepy beard-mask to cover his toxic self-esteem, not to mention, those giant welts from acne and poor hygiene.
When you jizz on someones chin, trim your pubes and throw them on their chin using the spunk as a glue.
Female: I love Pirates of the Caribbean
Male: In that case, come here and I'll give you a pirates beard
Did you hear, Royal-T, was late for his date because he had to trim his boner beard.
The coolest badass Bearded Dragon alive
Jenna thinks Bearded Spike is better than Jeremy