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An sober heterosexual female who becomes excessively affectionate with other women after having had a few too many. Must result in notable behavior to be official.
"Her behavior frightened the junior staff members during the happy hour because she became a cocktail lesbian."
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Women who choose to live their lives with other women as companions because they cannot get along with men in any other way but sexually.
Mandy finds sex with men more satisfying than with women but lives as a lesbian by default because outside of the bedroom, she can't find anything she likes or has in common with males.
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A straight female who either makes out and/or has sex with other females after consuming too much alcohol.
She was strictly dickly but after a few shots of tequila she became a liquid lesbian.
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Every man's dream. When two girls join another and pleasure themselves right in front of you. If not, and you're a straight man, find any possibility of watching that. Because lesbian threesomes aren't heaven, man. That's legend-wait-for-it-fucking-dary! That's like being the king of the Universe, baby!
Aleisha and Kimberley always had a desire; to try same sex with each other. But, that day, things changed. Rita joined the group and you watched the whole scene. Pretty lucky, hein?!
The lesbian threesome is happening in my bed. But they locked the door and the windows! I can't even watch! Whoa, wait... give me that chainsaw!
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Female nipples that when licked by a man still remain soft an flacid.
James: I met this bird last night at the pub, got her back to mine and I was trying for hours to give her hard nipples
Nick: ah, she must have had lesbian nipples
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A lesbian man is a man who hates men but likes women.
Mike: I hate guys, they are awful people. Women are so nice. Thats why I like women.
Bob: You sound like a lesbian. You are like a lesbian man or something.
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When a woman shows sexual attraction only towards other women who are also cisgender. Meaning, a woman who is only attracted to women who are also born female. The lesbian equivalent of super straight.
Lily was in my DMs, saying how much I’d like her girl-dick but I said nah, I’m super lesbian.
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