mind rape

this word describes the event in which a person becomes snoopy around another person and asks for details on personal life or makes obnoxious remarks or as an action in which the person snoops around a person's profile taking in and becoming interested on this person based on their personal info.

Stop the mind rape on my profile, you twit. It's for my eyes only.

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mind your house

fotball term, protect your own goal. Written in a fotball novel.

Mind your house! That wanker over there had been roaring that since the start of the match. He probably didn’t even know what it meant, the stupid oul’ bollix. The ball was down at the Barry town goal, about the first time it had gone in that direction in the second half.

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Chafing My Mind

It is a common term, often used when 'grinding my gears' or 'annoying me' have already been used or aren't quite alternative and imaginative enough. Much like the chafing of tight underwear against one's thighs, the chafing of the mind is both annoying and unwanted. When someone's rubbing your brain and leaving a rash, just tell 'em how you feel.

Roy: "Hey mom can I have some money for the bus?"
Mom: "Fuk off Roy. You're really chafing my mind today."

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burgers on my mind

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Kek ipmorx

Kel has burgers on his mind
Burgeborgamiovddhuv

GOT KETCHUP MIXED WITH LETTUCE CHEESE

I WAKE UP EVERY MORNING I GOT BURGERS ON MY MIND

dirty minded freak

Everyone that has passed the age of 12 some even before then.

Person 1: Hey! Want a hot dog?
Person 2:*smirks*
Person 1: It's food you dirty minded freak!

Never Mind The Quality

Never mind the quality...feel the width. Phrase used to persuade you that quantity is more important than quality. Originated from unscrupulous London backstreet tailors palming you off with cheap material instead of the good stuff for your suit.

"Hmm. This suit smells of dead germans and cat piss, and is sturdy enough to both restrain a rutting wart hog and give me heat-stroke if the mercury climbs above 60 degrees, my good man".
"Never mind the quality, feel the width my son! They don't make cloth like this anymore!"

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booty mind control

This power is exhibited when a woman controls a man with her booty: a woman with a fabulously shaped posterior controls the mind of any man who is mesmerized by her booty and causes him to forget all space and time

Joanne exercised her booty mind control over the guys in the lobby, causing them to drool and stammer

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