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Person 1: how u doing jake paul
Person 2: hey dont call me a fag
An unbiased, purely informative approach to the question.
1. A man who has got the music of Jamaica into the mainstream world.
2. A man who has perfectly working vocal cords. the effect of atmospheric conditions, local climate and evolution works together to cause an effect known to the world known as an accent. This is a change in vocal pitch, some stereotypes are- Japanese people might sound phoenetically like "oooh ya ching ching cho." British- Oi Mate! you beh-a change yoor clothes twat" and Jamaican- "aiii mon, mi put the dutty pon de floor"
3. A man who got into the music industry at a very young age and has experienced a wide range of music.
4. Is a Dancehall/Ragga DJ.
5. One of the truer Jamaican representations of the style of music that suits the lifestyle and culture of the islands that it orginates from.
6. Comes from a Third World Country, although grew up as a middle class citizen.
7. Is of Jamaican/Chinese and Portugese Descent.
8. Finally- The reason why they play him a lot at clubs and dancehalls---Most people who are Tonedeaf or have terrible voices usually cannot understand the words from another country, hence they cannot sing along (like a campfire cult) to the music, so the people on the dancefloor can dance in peace, without some opie trying to sing their lungs out to a song out of their vocal range
Scene-Popular Pub/Club. (no racialist remarks intended)
White Guy- Hey lets go to the dancefloor and kick up a storm eh?
Black Girl- Fo Sure.
(Sean Paul's 'U A Pro' starts playing)
White Guy- Ooooh this song is so weird, i cant understand a word.
Black Girl- what do ya mean, man?
White Guy- listen- "Girl yuh got dem weak wid yuh style,
Girl yuh got fi see it, yuh got di man dem weak in di knees to how yuh body just a tease dem a chat seh"
Black Girl- To us, it sounds like normal english with an accent. To you it should sound like "Girl you have them weak with your style, Girl you have to see it. You have the men weak in their knees, to how your body is just a tease to them to chat, see?"
White guy- ohhh...
Black Girl- Yes, we made it that way so you cant sing to our songs, just like we dun wanna sing to ur songs.
The poorest school in the state of michigan. Home of Petefile Teacher. Those who went through middle school there know who that is.
St Paul is still paying for a cheap ass gym yhey built 6 years ago.
To do The Paul McCartney is when you are getting sucked off by chick and when you are about to unload, you go into auto pilot with your left while saying "Beep Beep n' Beep Beep..." in rhythm and when you finally splooge on her face you shout out "Yeah!"
I totally Paul McCartneyed all over Yoko Ono's face last night!
1. A complete sellout.
2. Owner of Perfecto Records
3. A poineering dj and the force that brought house music to the masses in the UK.
4. A once amazing, now highly overrated dj that has yet to update his severely aged sound
5. The perfect example of what happens to an artist once he/she makes mass amounts of money.
Look at the fine print on "Creamfields: Paul Oakenfold". The track were simply compiled by him, not mixed.
A spasticated Ohio prick who is so desperate for views, he laughs at a person who hung them self, then he decides to make a shit fake apology video, STAY AWAY AT ALL COSTS THIS MAN IS CANCEROUS, he has escaped from a mental hospital and the FBI are looking for him!!! hes also abusive to dogs e.g smashes plates near them and one hear of his voice will make your ears bleed and if you listen to his music you will go deaf. This man used Ksi to get back into fame after a boxing match which clearly shows ksi winning but the retarded judges called it a fucking majority draw!!
person 1: "Do you know Logan Paul"
person 2: "what the guy that laughed at a dead man and recorded it for views"
person 1: "what sorry ive gone deaf from listening to help me help you"